Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM

Who will be the next head coach of the University of Tennessee

Sorry for the long delay. Ive been doing something Qatarded for the last month or so.

Prepare to be disappointed. I have guaranteed for the last five years that Jon Gruden will never be the head coach at UT and that is still true. I'm sticking with my original pick of the coach from WVJCTAMSDB.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,
Why did you allow a thread, that has your namesake attached, to stay dead for over a year?

I'm a servant of the people and the people stopped asking questions.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

He's not dead, TRM lives forever. He just needs bail money.

And a ride.

Eithr of guys care if I crash at your house for a minute when I get back in town? I need to lay low for a little while.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Mr. Mexico,

Does the hiring of WVJCTAMSDB's Head Coach fit with Slice's Monday timeline or is there some sort of championship playoff in this elite Junior College conference I am unaware of that he must finish before his departure?

I'll hang up and listen.

 

[malinoisvol]

Eithr of guys care if I crash at your house for a minute when I get back in town? I need to lay low for a little while.

Come on, bruh! I've been Qatarded twice.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Mr. Mexico,

Does the hiring of WVJCTAMSDB's Head Coach fit with Slice's Monday timeline or is there some sort of championship playoff in this elite Junior College conference I am unaware of that he must finish before his departure?

I'll hang up and listen.

There is a playoff and there is no way his team of inbred idiots is ever going to make it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Come on, bruh! I've been Qatarded twice.

This is my fifth trip. It's as awesome as ever.

 

[malinoisvol]

This is my fifth trip. It's as awesome as ever.

I'm glad I retired in 05. We bare-based that marthafawker in 01.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm glad I retired in 05. We bare-based that marthafawker in 01.

Gross. The only time I bare-based was at PSAB in the mid 90's.

 

[malinoisvol]

Gross. The only time I bare-based was at PSAB in the mid 90's.

I was there on the second rotation. It sucked!

 

[joevol33]

Eithr of guys care if I crash at your house for a minute when I get back in town? I need to lay low for a little while.

I’ll have the guest bed ready!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I’ll have the guest bed ready!

Perfect. Thanks. You may want to get plastic covers for the furniture. Just sayin'.

 

[vol_in_ar]

This is my fifth trip. It's as awesome as ever.

Glad you're back
Happy Thanksgiving

 

[joevol33]

Perfect. Thanks. You may want to get plastic covers for the furniture. Just sayin'.

Done!

 

[Volz4lif3]

Perfect. Thanks. You may want to get plastic covers for the furniture. Just sayin'.

Ron with the jeri curl.. soul glow..

 

[Tin Man]

I get the impression that Ron's wasn't thinkin' about his jeri curl...

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I get the impression that Ron's wasn't thinkin' about his jeri curl...

1. I have proudly worn the jeri curl for years now. It's a classy and timeless look.

B. Putting plastic covers over your furniture is just good advice. You never know what someone else may carry in.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Don't forget about the clear plastic runners on the carpet

 

[vol_in_ar]

1. I have proudly worn the jeri curl for years now. It's a classy and timeless look.

B. Putting plastic covers over your furniture is just good advice. You never know what someone else may carry in.

TRM, will you sacrifice the jeri curl for the mullet if Gundy is hired

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM, will you sacrifice the jeri curl for the mullet if Gundy is hired

You dam right I would. I may grow a mullet even if he's not hired.

 

[Orangeslice13]

You dam right I would. I may grow a mullet even if he's not hired.

What would you call this look?

The mullycurl?
The jerrett ?

 

[Tin Man]

What would you call this look?

The mullycurl?
The jerrett ?

:lolabove:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What would you call this look?

The mullycurl?
The jerrett ?

The greasy shag carpet

 

[Tin Man]

Is the OP's avi pic one of Taylor Swift's cat?

 

[Tin Man]

Ron, why are you changing your avi pic so frequently?