Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice II

[Weezer]

I did the best I could. But they don’t love McDonald’s and Nike enough.

Should have offered Burger King and Waffle House. They are 95's people.

 

[Weezer]

Throw in one of these bad boys for L'il Kim and I bet it would be a done deal.

 

[vol_in_ar]

welcome back, TRM

 

[Tin Man]

Ron Mexico! It is you! It is you!

No android.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron Mexico! It is you! It is you!

No android.

I have an iPhone.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

How did you know that Tin Cup?

 

[joevol33]

How did you know that Tin Cup?

Stalker Imo.

 

[508mikey]

@The Ron Mexico -- youre expertise is needed in 'the girls of utep' thread -- find some cougars Thanks in advance

 

[DD4ME]

No advice for the new year?

 

[DD4ME]

What happened to OWH?

 

[DD4ME]

And why does his thread live on?

 

[DD4ME]

Who was Lexi Max and how did you get her to stop posting

 

[DD4ME]

Will the alert system notify me if you are in detention?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

No advice for the new year?

I have plenty of advice to hand out. But the parishioners have not come forward with any questions. They’re either shy or have no problems in life.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What happened to OWH?

Wondering....

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Who was Lexi Max and how did you get her to stop posting

Some dude pretending to be a woman. As far as leaving goes, I assume something went horribly wrong with the cosmetic surgery.

 

[DD4ME]

Some dude pretending to be a woman. As far as leaving goes, I assume something went horribly wrong with the cosmetic surgery.

Why Charlotte? I'm from that area and it gives us a bad name.

 

[DD4ME]

Probably joined a cult. Now wears special clothes and took a new name.

I was being serious with this one. What's the backstory?

 

[DD4ME]

I have plenty of advice to hand out. But the parishioners have not come forward with any questions. They’re either shy or have no problems in life.

What's the best way to pay for a wall around Mexico.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What's the best way to pay for a wall around Mexico.

For the Mexican’s to pay for it like the promise that was made. A one time cash payment of 5 to 10 billion dollars.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I was being serious with this one. What's the backstory?

I have no idea. That’s someone I’ve never met in real life.

 

[DD4ME]

If Mexicans refuse to pay, should we go to war?

 

[DD4ME]

I have no idea. That’s someone I’ve never met in real life.

Why did 95 fight the mods and win?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

If Mexicans refuse to pay, should we go to war?

Probably not. We should probably just hold those that made the promise responsible.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why did 95 fight the mods and win?

He’s an insider sent to destroy the Endzone from the inside.