'13 CA OL Chongo Kondolo (Nebraska commit)

[InVOLuntary]

Wonder how he could butcher it..."Now checking in at LG, freshman Chojo Komolo.."

It would be epic. I'm thinking something along the lines of "Ganja Columbo"

 

[norriscraftbasser]

Probably wouldn't call him the same name twice.

 

[rekinhavoc]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

 

[pualsline]

I hope this guy is the reason we fire Kesling

 

[Wilson27]

I think about as close as Kessling gets to his name will be calling him Kanye Kardashian.

 

[PrattvilleVol]

A bump for the coolest name out there in a beast lineman bleeding Orange!

 

[RichRollin]

It would be epic. I'm thinking something along the lines of "Ganja Columbo"

"Jason" Hunter said Kessling is is just fine!

 

[MikeVol44]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

It's a cinderalla story....

 

[jbeard82]

This guy needs to hurry up and commit.

 

[Batman1948]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Greatest golf movie ever :rock::rock::rock:

 

[Tux]

Too bad he is not a punt returner. Can you imagine on 4th down the Neyland PA announcer calling out, " UH! OH! CHONGO!!!!!"

 

[TNrockytop4ever]

Any key differences between Kondolo and Morris?

 

[jave36]

I hope this guy is the reason we fire Kesling

Is there anyone who likes him? I've never met one person who doesn't want to replace him, but somehow he still has a job. I stopped listening to bball games because of him and Bert. Sounds like high school radio.

Can't believe we chose him over Mike.

 

[Nashvegas31]

Any key differences between Kondolo and Morris?

Morris is tackle and Chongo is being recruited as a center and guard

 

[goooooovols]

"and that was HanSolo with a great lead block on the play" -BK

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Any key differences between Kondolo and Morris?

Jmo, the biggest difference is that Kesling just might pronounce Morris correctly 50% of the time...

 

[Serenadium51]

Do you guys like Chongo better than Skipper?

 

[BruinVol]

Do you guys like Chongo better than Skipper?

I don't but its based solely on him being a juco. I think we need hs kids this class

 

[Kingston Vol]

Do you guys like Chongo better than Skipper?

Skipper is much better. But we NEED both.

 

[BruinVol]

Skipper is much better. But we NEED both.

Even if we get Morris?

 

[Kingston Vol]

Even if we get Morris?

Yep.

 

[BruinVol]

Yep.

Interesting. If we only take 2 TEs then I can certainly agree but if we take 3 I don't see room for all 3.

 

[Kingston Vol]

Interesting. If we only take 2 TEs then I can certainly agree but if we take 3 I don't see room for all 3.

We're in trouble on the OL after next year.

 

[gardners_51609]

We're in trouble on the OL after next year.

I agree and disagree. Yes we will lose at least 3 off the line. At center Mack Crowder, I heard, is a man among boys when it comes to identifying defenses. Marcus Jackson most likely will still be at one of the guard positions. And there is no guarantee Tiny will leave. RT will remain the biggest question. And I like how we have options on the roster (even if they are 3 star) instead of having to start a raw freshman....We will be ok imho...

 

[BruinVol]

We're in trouble on the OL after next year.

I agree but the severity is what is important. If our depth guys have developed like they should have then we aren't in nearly as bad shape as most think