I knew my life hit rock bottom when...

[Aavoxx]

Nah, goldfish are tasty.

Does the Snuggle bear terrify you?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Does the Snuggle bear terrify you?

Wtf! Doesn't it strike fear into everyone's heart. It's a fawking talking teddy bear. Does the name Chucky ring a bell?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

How bout pedobear?

 

[Behr]

no offense bud, but it sounds to me like you need to grow up. Carry on.

I laughed.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Does the Snuggle bear terrify you?

That cute fluffy puppy in the toilet paper commercials but bring mind-numbing fear to poor Gonz.

 

[Aavoxx]

Wtf! Doesn't it strike fear into everyone's heart. It's a fawking talking teddy bear. Does the name Chucky ring a bell?

You disappoint me, Gonzo.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I'm just gonna keep living in my bubble!

 

[UT IE 95]

I knew I had hit rock bottom when I was in jail as well. I was minding my own business when this punk jobber comes to me and my crew's table and wants our noodles. I told him he better bounce, but he looked like a guy that had been jail before. Well, we don't get those chili noodles often, so this was off the chain. These punks were lucky it was broken up, I was about to send that guy out on a stretcher. Just because I'm short don't mean I can't roll.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Wtf!

 

[VolGirlinGA]

I'm just gonna keep living in my bubble!

I'll admit to being legitimately afraid of butterflies and moths. I hate them. With their beady eyes and those creepy antennae. I will run screaming away with no shame felt.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I'll admit to being legitimately afraid of butterflies and moths. I hate them. With their beady eyes and those creepy antennae. I will run screaming away with no shame felt.

Damn butterflies....

 

[VolGirlinGA]

I truly hate them. A huge moth was on my front door one afternoon. I had to walk around to the back of the house. I wouldn't go anywhere near it. Eff that shiz.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

 

[Aavoxx]

My life hit rock bottom when I went to Wendy's in fuzzy polar bear pants.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

inside or drive thru?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

My life hit rock bottom when I went to Wendy's in fuzzy polar bear pants.

Ha, I went thru the drive thru at Walgreens in a sleep shirt with a Nike jacket zipped up over it and flip flops once. Tragic

 

[Aavoxx]

inside or drive thru?

Drive thru.

 

[Spartacavolus]

bath salts

he has it

 

[Aavoxx]

bath salts

he has it

I'll buy that.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Drive thru.

Not going to judge you quite as harshly then

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Damn me...

 

[Aavoxx]

Not going to judge you quite as harshly then

I do feel like I'm going to hurl now, however.

Damn Wendy's.

 

[Aavoxx]

Damn me...

We've hijacked it for the most part. It's fine.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Ha, I went thru the drive thru at Walgreens in a sleep shirt with a Nike jacket zipped up over it and flip flops once. Tragic

No pants? Did you give the guy an image he will never forget?

 

[VolGirlinGA]

We've hijacked it for the most part. It's fine.

I have no idea how this thread went the way it did.