A handy little template to use, if you happen to find yourself in the unfortunate position of being a "Gruden Insider".
"Well, I'm back to 1._____. Now, I can't fully divulge everything because of 2._______ but I will say this, 3.________. You see, Gruden was completely committed and in the bag until 4.________. And don't believe this crap that his agent put out, that was 5.______. Well, anyway, I can say for sure now 6._______ and 7.__________
1. a. take my lumps
b. eat some crow
c. set the record straight
2. a. legal ramifications
b. my super duper important and powerful job
c. big brother is watching
3. a. I stand 100% behind everything that I said
b. anyone who doesn't believe me can go to h***
c. I have no idea what happened
4. a. The press conference
b. Dooley missed a bowl game and screwed the timing up
c. the Times Free Press article.
5. a. all part of the plan
b. a cover-up to distract from the real deal going on
c. an inside joke with Peyton Manning
6. a. Cheek will be fired
b. Hart will be fired
c. The fanbase will be even more divided
d. Gruden really wanted to be here.
7. a. I will never trust super duper powerful boosters again
b. The truth will come out one day
c. The truth will never come out.
.... Now you to can make a last ditch effort to save your e-cred. :hi: