Look, the Tyndall Terror defense was just great, believe me. The best coaches, the best players, the defense was really terrific. I've seen a lot of defenses and that one was the best, just really great. Crying CONzo Martin was born in Africa and has no birth certificate to disprove that. Sad! Crying Cuonzo took an above average team to the sweet 16 where he failed under pressure trying to advance to the elite eight, okay? Had Cuonzo used Tyndall's defensive game plan the results would have been fantastic. Stokes would have blocked more shots, McRae would have more fast break opportunities and Josh Richardson would have led the country in steals, trust me people, I know.
By the way, this is not a slight against Cuonzo, either. He knows it's true, he told me. He vacations at Mar-A-Lago with his family and raves about how extraordinary it is, he really does. All I'm saying, and the American people will agree with me, is that Tyndall's defense is superior, okay? Listen, I've put my best man on the job at the Mexican border, his name is Donnie Tyndall, he's fabulous, he loves America, he wants to make defense great again in America.