Zonetards BBQ & Basketball Game Thread

[Nerd-Vol]

Bob Knight is so bored.

 

[Hobock]

Knight can hardly contain his excitement about Brett running his grocery hole.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Was that a member of Flock of Seagulls in the crowd?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Was that a member of Flock of Seagulls in the crowd?

Did he run?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Good lawd, we work hard to turn the ball over.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Did he run?

So far away

 

[Nerd-Vol]

NC State starting to take the wood to Miami.

 

[VolFan32]

We don't get the ball within 25 feet of the basket until 15 seconds left on the shot clock

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Buffalo chicken dip here

 

[95 Vol Alum]

How many possessions have we had? We're at 10 TO's I believe.

 

[VolFan32]

Stokes is having a bad game. Guards stealing it from him too mch

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Stokes is having a bad game. Guards stealing it from him too mch

Poor ball handling.

Turnovers loose games!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

That ref got real funky with that blocking foul call.

 

[Hobock]

That shot-clock Arky installed in the floor is bad ass.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I want grape.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

That half was gawd awful.

 

[Hobock]

There are teets under both baskets. Only one of them has a nipple. WTF.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Why are they trying to get me to meet black people so much during this game?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

We are turnover kings.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

This is terrible.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Is there some reason this team doesn't show up on the road. It's getting old.

 

[Hobock]

Why is the strongest guy on the court attempting layups when he's under the basket?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

All of our bigs struggle to get a shot off underneath.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Stokes just got owned.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Wow. Miami went nuts.

Lets go BIG VOLS!!!!