ZoneFace Status Updates

[hmanvolfan]

Did you know it's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane.

I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today.

Heart and her cat be doin some serious drankin tonight.

 

[BadJerry20]

Heart and her cat be doin some serious drankin tonight.

Go draft your QB!

 

[heartvols]

I am drankin'.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I am drankin'.

:clap: You go gurl.

 

[heartvols]

Thanks yo sqrl daddy

 

[hmanvolfan]

Go draft your QB!

Go stuff a sock in it. Greve is all disgruntled.

 

[BadJerry20]

Go stuff a sock in it. Greve is all disgruntled.

Lulz that he is

 

[heartvols]

15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk.

 

[theFallGuy]

I am drankin'.

purple drank

 

[heartvols]

I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor.

 

[BadJerry20]

I hate poor people...






Except heart I only slightly loathe you.

 

[Aavoxx]

I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor.

I like drunk heart.

 

[heartvols]

I am so drunk ritenow

 

[heartvols]

ritenow

 

[BadJerry20]

What about...now?

 

[Aavoxx]

 

[heartvols]

You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge.

 

[BadJerry20]

Lulz wtf?

 

[mcompton]

You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge.

wtf is wrong with you

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge.

Wow. Just wow.

 

[mcompton]

Some of you (most) need to get professional help

 

[BadJerry20]

Some of you (most) need to get professional help

I need a spanking!

 

[heartvols]

You guys need to drinkk. I dont like being the only drunk on the board. I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can'tt pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new one's.

 

[BadJerry20]

I'm drunk af. But I'm shaving (horrible idea) about to head out.

 

[BadJerry20]

Brandon Marshall? Wtf!