Your mama is so............Thread

#28
#28
Your mama's old....she drove chariots to school.

Your mama's so fat.....she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

I seen your mother kicking a can down the street.
I said. ''What you doin'?'' she said. '' Movin'.''
 
#31
#31
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#35
#35
Your momma so fat, she plays hopscotch.











Michigan, Illinois, Kentucky, Missouri, Tennessee...
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#37
#37
Yo momma so black when she get out of the car, the oil light comes on!
 
#41
#41
Yo mama is so dark that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
 
#42
#42
Your mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta Washington's nose.
 
#46
#46
Yo mama is such a ho, she strapped a mattress on her back so she can give curb service
 
#47
#47
Your mama so ugly she went to the beach and the tide went out
 
#49
#49
Yo mama is so dark that she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars... except when she smiles.
 
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