Your mama is so............Thread

[jhen713]

Your mama is so fat they have to grease up the door frame and hang a twinkie in front of it just to get her out the room.

 

[MiSSTHR33]

 

[BigOrange15]

Yo mama is so ghetto, when she breast feeds, kool-aid comes out.

 

[bamacheats]

Yo mamma so skank, herpes got her.
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[bamacheats]

Yo mamma so slutty, her babies walk out at birth.
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[VOLatile]

Your mother is so sexy, I have to buy my underwear pre-tented.


Amidoingitrite?

 

[volinbham]

Yo mama is rapin' everone up in here. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

 

[bamacheats]

Yo mamma so skank, she douches with Raid.
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[hmanvolfan]

Yo mama is rapin' everone up in here. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

Alrighty then. I be gettin it now.

 

[Slydell]

 

[VOLtownUSA]

lol:

 

[MiSSTHR33]

 

[heartvols]

facebook group to join:

"Yeah, I created a group in your mom last night"

 

[MG1968]

from my son:

Yo' momma smells so bad, she don't need Febreeze,

she need fe-hurricane!


or,

Yo' momma so fat, when she jumps in the air she gets stuck

 

[MiSSTHR33]

 

[badkarma]

...fat, her right butt cheek has a different area code.