Your mama is so............Thread

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CountVolcula

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The " Your mama is so" is one of the most life altering experiences a young man/woman can have in their early years. The woman who has feed, clothed, and raised you, is slowly degraded before your eyes, by someone you might have considered a friend. To pay homage to such classic "cutdowns"., I give you this thread Volnation. Please contribute and enjoy!!

To start the festivities, I give you one of my favorites:

Your mama is so dirty, When I was over at your house, I saw the cockroaches riding dune buggies
 
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Yo mama is like a library. Always open to the public.
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It's been a little bit since this was cool, and the one's I remember are too real for this place.

Truth.
 
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yo mammas so poor, i opened her cabinet and saw a cockroach holding betty crocker in a headlock
 
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Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a chinese phonebook.
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Yo moms so big she's on both sides of the family
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"Tu Madre" -I'll always remember that douche bag conversing with his other judges in a huddle, then breaking with that phrase as if they just decided whether or not to invade Cuba.

I hear he's an out of work, drunk, single, loser that couldnt talk Lohan into climbing in the rack with em'.
 
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