1. Jim Noonan -- how can a guy no bigger than that be such a bad azz nose guard?
2. Dale Jones -- another undersized guy, picked off Bama at extreme close range
3. Condredge Holloway -- if he was on the field, Vols always had a chance
4. Eddie Brown -- would lose teeth blocking kicks
5. Sheila Frost -- shut down other team's star: "I knew if ah didn't duh it ... we'd lose."
Hon. mention: Travis Stephens, Tauren Poole, Mark Jones, Peyton, Al and EB.