You Might Be A Vol Fan If...

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Rockytoptn83

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This has probably been done before, but I had fun doing it. A lot of these came from own personal experiences, feel free to add your own. GBO, beat the tar out of the Heels!!!!


You might be a Vol fan if….

Your firstborn son is named after a former Vol or anything else Tennessee related

Your son’s first gift as a newborn was an autographed Peyton Manning football

You have ever forgone a friend or family members wedding in order to watch a Tennessee game

At your own wedding, Rocky Top was the first requested song after the traditional dances, and the entire dance floor was full within seconds of the first few notes being played

You have a separate tree at Christmas called the “Tennessee Tree”

You’ve ever felt the urge to ram into the back of another car that was sporting a Bama sticker (or any other SEC team sticker for that matter)

You wanted to punch Kenny Chesney after seeing him do the Gator Chomp

You actually get choked up when watching the Vols run through the ‘T’
 
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...You dropped your mom off @ your soon to be son's baby shower, said a few hello's, then frantically searched for the nearest bar to watch UT vs Wyoming. Urghh! (Now I know that men don't attend baby showers, BUT, we were living in Chatt @ the time, and my sons mom and family resided in Columbia. The shower was in Columbia, and I had no other reason to be in Columbia.)
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You've drawn and painted a mini-"The Summit" in your son's bedroom, on the hardwood floors. Oh yeh, its nice, be jealous. Be VERY jealous.
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If you've received letters from your Nazi homeowners association about the 8ft inflatable Smokey that magically appears in your driveway a few fall Saturdays a year.
 
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If u've refused a date through mutual friends after you heard: She's good looking, works in real estate, likes to party, and a florida fan.

Was going good until that last one, sorry, no dice.
 
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Oh, and if you've ever destroyed an inanimate object for looking at you crossways after a UT loss...
 
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How about taking my wife out for a fancy dinner on our 10th anniversary...only to tell her that I needed to use restroom (about 5 times) and having her catch me watching the game in the bar.

I told her that I had to walk through the bar to get to the restroom! She just laughed and we ended up watching the game together in the bar anyways. She is a good sport and a UT fan. GBO!
 
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Sat at my husband's niece's wedding last year and his cousins were keeping me updated (blackberrys) on the UT/FL game. They are UGA fans and were pulling for TN too. They'd lean up and whisper and it bout got me in trouble a couple times. lol
 
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vollygirl said:
Sat at my husband's niece's wedding last year and his cousins were keeping me updated (blackberrys) on the UT/FL game. They are UGA fans and were pulling for TN too. They'd lean up and whisper and it bout got me in trouble a couple times. lol
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You think it's wrong to be at your husband's niece's wedding while a game is on...:)
 
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PrairieVol said:
How about taking my wife out for a fancy dinner on our 10th anniversary...only to tell her that I needed to use restroom (about 5 times) and having her catch me watching the game in the bar.

I told her that I had to walk through the bar to get to the restroom! She just laughed and we ended up watching the game together in the bar anyways. She is a good sport and a UT fan. GBO!
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After 10 years of being married to you, your wife didn't understand that dinner would have to be the day before or the day after the game?!
 
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"Ever been too drunk to drive the kids to school in the morning after a VOL game"


true story, happened ONCE..............January 5th 1999 WAS A SCHOOL DAY in Georgia..

and yes, both my wife and I were too drunk at 7am in the morning (and smelled like cigars)... we told the kids that it was a VOL-A-DAY from school. (they were 5 and didnt' know the difference, they also didn't miss the day from Kindergarden either. )
 
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.....named your first born son Peyton and are trying to convince your wife to name the baby that is on the way, Big Al Wilson. This will take some work.
 
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If your entire family and friends know not to contact/talk to you after a loss.

If you get several Vols related items for Christmas or birthdays.
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If you've ever been at a party and "top-shelfed" the host's toilet because you found out he was a gator fan....
 
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If you go absolutely nuts and start honking and yelling out the window at the sight of anybody in your city driving with a UT sticker, flag or license plate.
 
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