You know you are a Vol fan if....................

[BACKDOC]

You are texting with your ex-wife, who has never lived a day inside the TN borders; during the UT Fla. game to let her know what's going on, because she is at a friend's birthday party in Alabama. I trained her right, lol.

 

[VolBricks]

 

[ankh83]

... you have ever googled "hobb nail boot"
... You have ever tried to drink the memory of a game away.
... If you have ever said, we will get them next year, every year, for the better part of a decade.
... you have ever tracked a flight.
... Gruden
... You tried to defend Fulmer before he was fired as HC.

 

[Mccage]

When you tell your wife your going down stairs to clean up when your actually going to watch the Tenn/FL game one more time on YouTube.

 

[ftsandersvol]

You've thrown a beer through your window while watching the game.

 

[ankh83]

... you have trained your wife to answer the question -who's your favorite team - with, Tennessee and whoever's playing Florida.

 

[VolBricks]

If you have said "maybe this time we got the right head coach", only to be sadly mistaken in two years

 

[robby487]

When you have thrown a pair of channel locks through a sheet metal wall.

 

[The Tall Gguy]

You've ever kicked a bucket of lightbulbs

 

[VOLfrombama]

You get nauseous when you hear the words Row Tied.

 

[1 in 102 455]

... you have ever googled "hobb nail boot"
... You have ever tried to drink the memory of a game away.
... If you have ever said, we will get them next year, every year, for the better part of a decade.
... you have ever tracked a flight.
... Gruden
... You tried to defend Fulmer before he was fired as HC.

Where did you hide the bugs and cameras in my house? Not cool!

 

[MR_VOL]

I piss on vehicles at Wal-Mart that have Florida tags. Luckily, the head security guard thinks it is funny, hates Florida, and is a huge VOLS fan!

 

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

you’re a true vol fan when you don’t know how to handle all the recent success of your team being in the top 10 and mentioned in some playoff conversations

 

[volfeeva]

...you went to bed Saturday night singing Rocky Top
...you woke up Sunday morning singing Rocky Top

 

[VolunteerCeltic]

... you have ever googled "hobb nail boot"
... You have ever tried to drink the memory of a game away.
... If you have ever said, we will get them next year, every year, for the better part of a decade.
... you have ever tracked a flight.
... Gruden
... You tried to defend Fulmer before he was fired as HC.

I google Dobb nail boot all the time, the look on the Dawgs faces is priceless!!!

 

[J C Higgins]

You are texting with your ex-wife, who has never lived a day inside the TN borders; during the UT Fla. game to let her know what's going on, because she is at a friend's birthday party in Alabama. I trained her right, lol.

When you drive 6 hours round trip to see the Vols play on a 21 inch TV only to arrive and find out that it wasn't being telecast. (Circa 1978 .....games were telecast in regions only. I lived in Denver, was told the UT game would be telecast in Kansas so rented a motel in Goodland, Kansas. Drove there, checked in, excited to see the game....it wasn't being telecast there. Drove home.

 

[BenGrimm]

I google Dobb nail boot all the time, the look on the Dawgs faces is priceless!!!

The scary thing is FL almost did the same thing to us… again

 

[VolunteerCeltic]

The scary thing is FL almost did the same thing to us… again

I know, 3 times in the past 8 years would have destroyed us emotionally!!!

 

[GAVol]

You use a universal remote . . . only because they're cheaper to replace.

You can't find the game boxscore because your browser defaults to "Other scores" instead of "Top 25".

 

[Remy]

When your best buddy, a little dog, leaves your man cave due to the tension he feels before the UT UF game kicks off. He doesn't come back downstairs on his own until the game is over, he stayed upstairs with his mama the whole time. I'm a member of the fraternity of LOMs w LBDs. That is Little Old Men with Little Bitty Dogs. He rides and used to fly with me every where until I retired.

 

[number1volfanfrom76]

You get nauseous when you hear the words Row Tied.

I had to read this one twice!

 

[utchs81]

If you have worn UT orange during football season for the past 15 years through all the trials and tribulations.

 

[GAVol]

If you have worn still own UT orange during football season for the past 15 years through all the trials and tribulations.

FYP

 

[VolGirl81]

When you drive 6 hours round trip to see the Vols play on a 21 inch TV only to arrive and find out that it wasn't being telecast. (Circa 1978 .....games were telecast in regions only. I lived in Denver, was told the UT game would be telecast in Kansas so rented a motel in Goodland, Kansas. Drove there, checked in, excited to see the game....it wasn't being telecast there. Drove home.

You win!

 

[lewis co vol]

When you miss jhon ward and bill anderson every game