Yo Momma

[The Ron Mexico]

*thyroid condition

 

[DD4ME]

*thyroid condition

Should have used low fat mayo on the cucumber sammiches.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Yo momma is so old her social security number is 1.

 

[Abe Hoffman]

Yo momma was so huge that Coastypop had to bury her in the Grand Canyon.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Yo mama is so fat that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

 

[Behr]

That was kinda funny.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

 

[Behr]

That cancels the other one out.

 

[Coastypop]

Yo momma was so huge that Coastypop had to bury her in the Grand Canyon.

I am still trying to fill in that hole.

 

[Abe Hoffman]

I am still trying to fill in that hole.

Job security.

 

[DD4ME]

Yo mama is so fat that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Rofl

 

[Behr]

I am still trying to fill in that hole.

Gross.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

 

[Coastypop]

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

 

[Coastypop]

Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"

 

[Coastypop]

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered and ugly contest and one of the judges said "Sorry ... No professionals allowed!!!"

 

[Weezer]

Yo momma's so ugly, the day she was born the doctor took one look at her and smacked her parents.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

 

[Coastypop]

Yo Momma so fat, the only letters she knows in the alphabet are K.F.C.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Yo mommas chest so hairy her bewbs look like coconuts.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

You're all going to hell.

 

[Coastypop]

You momma so judgmental that she is close to being a TRM clone

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Exodus 20:12

12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.

 

[Coastypop]

Exodus 20:12

12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.

No argument ..... but you momma skin so old she looks like she came through the plagues in Exodus