Yo Momma

#27
#27
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
 
#28
#28
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets a yeast infection, bread falls out....









and she eats it.
 
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#29
#29
I plan on taking your Mother out for a very nice seafood dinner and then never calling her again.
 
#34
#34
Your momma is so fat that when they take a picture of her the polaroid weighs 175lbs
 
#35
#35
Yo momma's so fat, last Halloween she put on a sheet and went as Antarctica.

Yo momma's so fat, her belly button gets home 10 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's so fat, she went to the beach and Green Peace showed up to try and throw her back in the ocean.
 
#36
#36
Yo momma's so easy, "who's your daddy?" isn't just a figure of speech in your household.
 
#37
#37
Yo momma's so easy, she's like a chicken coop. Cocks fly in and out all day long.
 
#38
#38
Yo momma's so fat, God gets winded just lifting her spirit.
 
#39
#39
Yo momma's so fat, the U.N. passed a resolution asking her to refrain from singing. They were afraid of the worldwide panic that would ensue.
 
#46
#46
OK, I see how this is supposed to go.

Yo Momma is so fat that she rocked herself back to sleep trying to get out of bed!
 
#50
#50
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