Ye ole thread games; old shizz=new shizz

#26
#26
DD4ME said:
Granted it's a shizz sammich with heart pubes as garnish

I wish ip and heart would make up
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Granted, but they've formed an alliance and are now hunting you down to stab you in the taint.

I wish my eyes would stop itching.
 
#27
#27
DynamiteMcGhee said:
Granted, but they've formed an alliance and are now hunting you down to stab you in the taint.

I wish my eyes would stop itching.
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Granted but ones located in your anus and the other your urethra

I wish i could teleport to games
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DynamiteMcGhee said:
Granted, but they've formed an alliance and are now hunting you down to stab you in the taint.

I wish my eyes would stop itching.
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Your eyes no longer itch but after broyles sharted in your pillow, all your hair fell out.

I wish they would put pu$$y in cans.
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#30
#30
Your in a coma, night night

I wish more people couldn't sleep like us so there'd be more lulz
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DD4ME said:
Granted but ones located in your anus and the other your urethra

I wish i could teleport to games
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Granted, but you are only transported to larp-ing battles.


I wish the Bball Vols win 20 games nest year.
 
#32
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Hobock said:
Your eyes no longer itch but after broyles sharted in your pillow, all your hair fell out.

I wish they would put pu$$y in cans.
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Granted but it's Rosie O's and Ashley Schaefer is the ad man
I wish I had a boat for the Vol Navy
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Granted, but you are only transported to larp-ing battles.


I wish the Bball Vols win 20 games nest year.
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Granted because we've moved to the Brazilian BB league
I wish we had the number 1 recruiting classes in all sports for the next 10 years
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DD4ME said:
Granted but it's Rosie O's and Ashley Schaefer is the ad man
I wish I had a boat for the Vol Navy
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Granted, but it's a friggin yacht and is full of strippers and booze!

(thought i'd try something new)

Last one

I wish Mila Kunis was here.
 
#35
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Granted, but it's a friggin yacht and is full of strippers and booze!

(thought i'd try something new)

Last one

I wish Mila Kunis was here.
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Granted but she's got herpes, clap, syphilis, aids and is totally horned for you and you have no rubbers.

I wish all women had firm c's or larger
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DD4ME said:
Granted but she's got herpes, clap, syphilis, aids and is totally horned for you and you have no rubbers.

I wish all women had firm c's or larger
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Granted. But their nipples have been replaced with testes.

I wish Tyler Durden coached Tennessee Football.
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#37
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Hobock said:
Granted. But their nipples have been replaced with testes.

I wish Tyler Durden coached Tennessee Football.
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But then you would have to make sweet, sweet love to Brad Pitt. Which you wouldnt complain about.

I wish for world peace.
 
#38
#38
Granted, the world is a peaceful place, but is destroyed in 2012. all that work for nothing.

I wish i had a remote for life that i could use to fast forward through ****ty times and rewind for good times.
 
#39
#39
Granted but you'll break it and end up a sperm again cogniscent of where you are.

I wish my house had furry walls
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DD4ME said:
Granted because we've moved to the Brazilian BB league
I wish we had the number 1 recruiting classes in all sports for the next 10 years
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Granteed, but we get caught got cheating on epic levels and the NCAA shuts down the UT athletic department.

I wish the temperature in my bedroom weren't blazing hot or freezing cold.
 
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DynamiteMcGhee said:
Granteed, but we get caught got cheating on epic levels and the NCAA shuts down the UT athletic department.

I wish the temperature in my bedroom weren't blazing hot or freezing cold.
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Granted but your room is now a prison cell and your cell mate is a bull queer

I wish UT would get awarded scholorships by the NCAA instead of losing them
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DD4ME said:
Granted but your room is now a prison cell and your cell mate is a bull queer

I wish UT would get awarded scholorships by the NCAA instead of losing them
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Granted, but all of those scholarships are for Art majors who practice an alternative lifestyle.

I wish I wasn't the only true fan on VN.
 
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#44
Granted but your a true vols fan per Gibbs because your the admin for the UT Gibbs fan club.

I wish it wasn't so effin hot and dry today.
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