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Because the gheeZerz do it best. I'm stealing a ye ole game they played in '05 see below. FTR if said thread sucks your dissing your own heritage.

From OWB (old white boy?) circa razors:


This one is called "Your wish is granted with a twist".....

Someone makes a wish and the next poster grants it but throws a twist into it and then makes another wish.

Example:

Player 1: I wish that Tennessee was undefeated right now...

Player 2: Granted, Tennessee is undefeated but you have to wear a bama shirt for the rest of your life.

Player 2: I wish that........etc etc.

I wish that I was a millionaire.
 
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DD4ME said:
Because the gheeZerz do it best. I'm stealing a ye ole game they played in '05 see below. FTR if said thread sucks your dissing your own heritage.

From OWB (old white boy?) circa razors:


This one is called "Your wish is granted with a twist".....

Someone makes a wish and the next poster grants it but throws a twist into it and then makes another wish.

Example:

Player 1: I wish that Tennessee was undefeated right now...

Player 2: Granted, Tennessee is undefeated but you have to wear a bama shirt for the rest of your life.

Player 2: I wish that........etc etc.

I wish that I was a millionaire.
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Granted, you are a millionaire but your wife is an ugly, fat, shopaholic that doesn't make you sandwiches and has a knack for complaining.

I wish i could go with the zoners to the LSU game
 
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Granted, but just like the old days, you wouldn't be here.

I wish football season started tomorrow.
 
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DD4ME said:
Your wish is granted but the weed is laced with a ball shrinking pesticide and you now have raisins for nuts

I wish the zone now was a cool as the old days
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granted, the zone is cool as hell, but you have to leave forever.

I wish Hman could be young again.
 
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Granted but he's emo and wears pink bracelets

I wish GriZz was AD and I had season Tix to the grizZone
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Indianavol4eva said:
granted, the zone is cool as hell, but you have to leave forever.

I wish Hman could be young again.
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Granted. Hman is now 23 years old but the year is 1910 and he is a circus geek.

I wish a Ford and a Chevy would still last 10 years like they should.
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DD4ME said:
Granted you've been deployed to Siberia to scoop polar bear shizz

I wish we'd win the NC this year
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granted, we win the national championship, but it gets taken away a year later because of more skeletons being brought to the light from the Kiffin year.

I wish windy would make me a sandwich.
 
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hmanvolfan said:
People would be turning their eyes away and saying "I can't watch this beat down anymore. Somebody help that poor weakling".
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They'll be screaming, "Get them off me!!!"
But when they look up, it's just the Squirrel.
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hmanvolfan said:
People would be turning their eyes away and saying "I can't watch this beat down anymore. Somebody help that poor weakling".
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Your wish is granted but I give the squirrel rabies and you have to pull a ye "ole yeller"

I wish I could be paid to make sheety threads
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Indianavol4eva said:
granted, we win the national championship, but it gets taken away a year later because of more skeletons being brought to the light from the Kiffin year.

I wish windy would make me a sandwich.
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Granted it's a shizz sammich with heart pubes as garnish

I wish ip and heart would make up
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