Y’all Remember the Time Rusty Messed Up?

[volfanbill]

Oops. I confused the fat man on the sideline for another. Hold this over me, Bill. Don’t ever let me forget it.

...

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Mark Mangino? WTF

I do not wear a size 88DD bra like Coach Mangino.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

I do not wear a size 88DD bra like Coach Mangino.

Normally I would ask but I don't want to hurt MOJO's sensitive feelers.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Normally I would ask but I don't want to hurt MOJO's sensitive feelers.

He gets triggered when he sees the price of a good bra.

Gretchen Wilson was full of it. It's not the same damn thing on the Wal-Mart shelf half price.

 

[Behr]

He gets triggered when he sees the price of a good bra.

Gretchen Wilson was full of it. It's not the same damn thing on the Wal-Mart shelf half price.

Maybe about that...but not errthanges.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Maybe about that...but not errthanges.

I'd rather drink beer all night than swig that sweet champagne
I've never been the Barbie Doll type
I do have a Skynyrd and Strait poster
I do say say Hey y'all and Yee-haw
I know all the words to several Charlie Daniels, Hank Jr. and Tanya Tucker songs

 

[Behr]

"I dont need no designer tag to make my man want me"

~Gretchen Wilson

Not to be used anywhere else.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Normally I would ask but I don't want to hurt MOJO's sensitive feelers.

I'm a 34NOYFB

 

[Tin Man]

I'm a 34NOYFB

34? I’m sorry that I thought you were older.

 

[Tin Man]

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Unsure if TinMan realizes 34 wasn't referring to age.

 

[GordonC]

Unsure if TinMan realizes 34 wasn't referring to age.

now it'll mos def get a little weird

 

[Tin Man]

Unsure if TinMan realizes 34 wasn't referring to age.

It’s a sign of the times when gentlemanly behavior isn’t recognized.

 

[Behr]

now it'll mos def get a little weird

 

[82_VOL_83]

now it'll mos def get weird AF

 

[95 Vol Alum]

It’s a sign of the times when gentlemanly behavior isn’t recognized.

I know. Been trying to teach you fine people for over a decade.

 

[Tin Man]

I know. Been trying to teach you fine people for over a decade.

I’m surprised you put down your bearclaw long enough to post that.