@volfanbillMay you bang your shins on the coffee table in the dark.
May you open the door into your face before you figure out that you have to step out of the way.
Go play in traffic.
Go chase cars.
May your soup burn your tongue.
May you suffer from plantar warts.
May your barista sneeze on your coffee.
May your seat belt lock up on you repeatedly.
May my unique retorts haunt your thoughts.
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@WoodsmanVolMay you bang your shins on the coffee table in the dark.
May you open the door into your face before you figure out that you have to step out of the way.
Go play in traffic.
Go chase cars.
May your soup burn your tongue.
May you suffer from plantar warts.
May your barista sneeze on your coffee.
May your seat belt lock up on you repeatedly.
May my unique retorts haunt your thoughts.
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