XXL Chalupa @ Taco Bell RUMOR

#41
#41
saw the ridiculous Joe Girardi and Mariano Rivera commercial for this last night. wow!
 
#42
#42
This talk of munching on tacos makes me want to wander to the endzone more.
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#47
#47
Did I ever tell y'all my Taco Bell story?

About five years ago I used to work with this really cute black guy that all the women just loved. I wasn't interested in him at all, just liked him as a friend. His name is Nehemiah but we always called him Nemo. Well one day at work he said his car was in the shop so he would have to eat out of the vending machine for lunch. Well you know me...kind and thoughtful heart told him "Hey you can always go to lunch with me instead of eating an expired pimento cheese sammich out of the vending machine"

Sooo, here we are, driving to Taco Bell, and fcker decides to pull his extremely large black penis out of his pants. I was like "What the hell are you doing?" He said, "You can touch it!" I was like "You can put that thing up!" So he put the thing away, we got our food, and we went back to work and ate our lunch.

I told some of the ladies at work, one of the girls said, "I'm going to ask him out to lunch tomorrow!" Another one said "I guess you found Nemo"
 
#48
#48
what is it with these guys. i had a friend whose bf apparently wanted some of me. for a while he was living with us and had no qualms about flipping her over and hitting it in the middle of the night. while staring at me in my bed in the same room. i finally just started sleeping on the couch (thankfully it was a comfy one). near the end of my living there he'd come in with morning wood and started laying on top of me grinding on me, sliding his finger in my mouth and asking me to suck it. he was a big guy, def. tackle, 6'6 280ish solid muscle so i couldn't exactly move him, and to be honest was scared it would get worse from there. near the end he started sleeping there but not screwing her anymore so i started sleeping in my bed again. the last straw was the morning i was asleep in my bed, she had gone to class. i was facing the wall kinda in a fetal position when he woke me up by crawling in my bed and spooning up against me, full schwing. he did his lil grinding thing and kept "playfully" trying to roll me over and for me to touch it. clearly by this point i was scared out of my mind that i was gonna get raped, just by the tone in his voice and what not. i guess he got bored cause all of a sudden he flipped over with his butt against mine, feet toward my head, head at my feet, and finished himself off in my bed with his body bouncing off mine. needless to say i moved out that week.

what is it with guys like brett favre, Nemo and big dumb dumb? if we wanted to see it, trust us, we'd tell you.
 
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