XXL Chalupa @ Taco Bell RUMOR

#51
#51
Kat I'm glad you moved out. I can't believe he did that with you there in bed with him. What a sicko!
 
#52
#52
he was a mess. in the beginning we were all just friends before they started hooking up or whatever. during the friends stage we would all just hang out and stuff. he had a big thing about play fighting which typically ended up with you trying your hardest and him having you pinned against a couch or a wall. one day he did it and i in joke acted like i was gonna bite his arm (he had me at an arms length away so i couldn't possibly do it). when i opened my mouth he leaned over and bit the **** outta my shoulder. i had a softball sized bruise for about 2.5 weeks. he was just an idiot
 
#55
#55
heartvols said:
Did I ever tell y'all my Taco Bell story?

About five years ago I used to work with this really cute black guy that all the women just loved. I wasn't interested in him at all, just liked him as a friend. His name is Nehemiah but we always called him Nemo. Well one day at work he said his car was in the shop so he would have to eat out of the vending machine for lunch. Well you know me...kind and thoughtful heart told him "Hey you can always go to lunch with me instead of eating an expired pimento cheese sammich out of the vending machine"

Sooo, here we are, driving to Taco Bell, and fcker decides to pull his extremely large black penis out of his pants. I was like "What the hell are you doing?" He said, "You can touch it!" I was like "You can put that thing up!" So he put the thing away, we got our food, and we went back to work and ate our lunch.

I told some of the ladies at work, one of the girls said, "I'm going to ask him out to lunch tomorrow!" Another one said "I guess you found Nemo"
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Bwaaahahaha... :eek:lol:
 
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