Or World Sports Entertainment Entertainment
There you go, giving them ideas again. Vince is probably reading that, and is like:
Ok, WM prediction time.
Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus for the World Heavyweight Championship
Who should win: Daniel Bryan. YES! YES! YES! The guy is a good wrassler, and has been entertaining as a heel, especially with the dynamic of AJ. And Sheamus has become such a generic face with an awful nickname.
Who will win: Sheamus, of course. Bryan has been booked stronger in their feud. And I somehow doubt they have the faith in Bryan to carry the belt any longer. Its a shame tho, cause this means the end of YES! YES! YES!
Cody Rhodes vs Big Show for the classic IC strap
Who should win: I want to say Rhodes, because its important to build people up like him. Especially in the last decade where WWE has done such a bad job building up talent. But I will say Big Show, because of reasons stated below...
Who will win: Big Show. They've really buried him so far in this feud, and he's had a terrible WM record. Also, Rhodes will most likely be moving up the card now, and I'm assuming will be going after one of the main titles soon. Its possible they could have him hold both the IC and World Heavyweight titles at the same time, but I doubt it.
My name.... is Randy Orton. And I'll go to the papers if I have to vs Kane
Who should win: Don't really care. This match doesn't interest me at all. Why this is on the card, I still don't know. Other than them wanting to give Boreton something to do.
Who will win: Randy Boreton. But the really winner is me, cause I get two bathroom breaks in this WM. The other one being...
Beth Phoenix and Eve Torres vs Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos (I don't even wanna bold this match)
Who should win: Phoenix and Torres. Its dumb to have your champ lose to a celebrity, even in a tag match. We've seen it before tho, and in worse circumstances (hey David Arquette). Also Eve may be the hottest chick in SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT right now.
Who will win: Again, I'm the winner. Bathroom break. I hope these matches are separated on the card tho. Unless I have to take a really long dump.
Team Teddy vs Team Teddy...Johnny
Who should win: Team Johnny. Lets face it. The dynamic is more interesting with a heel boss in charge. Plus Teddy Long has become so stale with his "Let's make a tag team match, playa" gimick.
Who will win : Team Johnny. For reasons above. Plus I suspect there will be shenanigans. Either somebody will turn heel, or Del Rio and Christian will get involved.
Undertaker vs Triple H, Hell in a Cell
Who should win: Undertaker. The streak should go on forever. If it does end, it shouldn't end to somebody like HHH. It really does nothing that way.
Who will win: Undertaker. HBK will have an impact on this decision, whether accidentally or not who knows. However, I hope it doesn't lead to HBK/HHH next year. Please stay retired HBK. Don't pull a Ric Flair.
CM Punk vs Chris Jericho for the WWE Championship
Who should win: Punk. Personally this is the match I'm looking most forward to, altho the build has been disappointing. For the most part, Jericho has dominated this feud with wins and cheap shots. Its been built for Punk to win. Also Punk has been carrying a large chunk of the company now, while Jericho has been away. Punk has also had a pretty miserable WM record in recent years. Then there's the questionable decision to have him lose to HHH. So its time for Punk to win. A part timer like Jericho getting the belt really does nothing. And his WM record is satisfactory enough.
Who will win: Punk, for the reasons stated above. Anything else would be a travesty. They need to build on a full time guy like him.
John Cena vs The Rock
Who should win: I could make an argument for both guys. For the same reason its better for Punk to go over Jericho, I could say its better for Cena to go over Rock. However. This is Miami, and it is WM. You want to send people home on a happy note, not having the final image being the ring littered with cups and trash. Also, if Cena wins, we still know the Rock is better. You're not fooling anyone by letting Cena win.
Who will win: Again, I've gone back and forth on this. But it will be the Rock. That's operating under the assumption that there is going to be a rematch down the line for Cena to win, either at Summerslam or (hopefully not) next year's WM.
Three things that I think absolutely need to happen
1. Undertaker needs to win
2. Punk needs to win
3. I was going to say the Miz shouldn't be involved with Rock/Cena, but I don't think that's going to happen now. So instead I'll say no handshake or hug between Rock/Cena after the match. Screw that noise.
