Wow has this preview been posted?

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Hacksaw said:
BTW, if you missed this gem in the comment section, you missed the best part. It's in reference to the excuse-making excerpt from the former NW player about their loss to us in the 96 Citrus Bowl. This guy has a gift:

Man, that excerpt from the defensive back reads like a Ken Burns war documentary
Seriously, play this in the background and read it.

"My dearest Martha, on the morrow we venture forth to engage the dastardly Volunteers in this bowl of assorted tropical fruits. The mood is bleak as we have already faced the desertion of one of our comrades. General Barnett says that I am like to find myself on the front lines in his place, facing the dreadful assault of Peyton Manning. The man’s football skills are as imposing and broad as his weird forehead. I fear I may not make it back to you un-burnt. Fever has taken the camp. By the grace of God, it has spared me, but the others are weakened and faltering. Steadfast Darnell has convinced General Barnett to let him lead the charge despite his ails, never one to abandon his fellows. The weather for our battle is fair, but I sense an ill wind blowing for our wild cats. If I should not return to you, please make odd claw gestures at strangers while impugning the merits of their education in my stead. After you, it is my greatest love in this world."

by Batman42 on Dec 23, 2015 | 10:15 PM
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I bet the Batman I see on TV, at LSU home games is brighter than this Batman
 
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volanatic said:
Lol!
Plus the fans on their blog must think they are ridiculously blind. It appears these guys don't watch much football at all. Just look at the votes at the bottom. "Tennessee wins by a lot" is running away with it. Lol!
Congrats to the University of Northwestern for creating an academic atmosphere that promotes success, given the craphole of a city it resides in. Good grief, this guy writes his blog like he's reppin' either the Bloods or the Crips from the NCAA football world.
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Lol
 
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Hacksaw said:
BTW, if you missed this gem in the comment section, you missed the best part. It's in reference to the excuse-making excerpt from the former NW player about their loss to us in the 96 Citrus Bowl. This guy has a gift:

Man, that excerpt from the defensive back reads like a Ken Burns war documentary
Seriously, play this in the background and read it.

"My dearest Martha, on the morrow we venture forth to engage the dastardly Volunteers in this bowl of assorted tropical fruits. The mood is bleak as we have already faced the desertion of one of our comrades. General Barnett says that I am like to find myself on the front lines in his place, facing the dreadful assault of Peyton Manning. The man’s football skills are as imposing and broad as his weird forehead. I fear I may not make it back to you un-burnt. Fever has taken the camp. By the grace of God, it has spared me, but the others are weakened and faltering. Steadfast Darnell has convinced General Barnett to let him lead the charge despite his ails, never one to abandon his fellows. The weather for our battle is fair, but I sense an ill wind blowing for our wild cats. If I should not return to you, please make odd claw gestures at strangers while impugning the merits of their education in my stead. After you, it is my greatest love in this world."

by Batman42 on Dec 23, 2015 | 10:15 PM
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Oh Em Gee.

I literally laughed out loud. That slew me.

I love the old NPT series "Civil War" for this very reason.
 
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What a jerk the second writer appears to be. He said he will be at the game, good. I can't wait for Tennessee to completely destroy his team. As I leave the stadium, I cannot wait to see all the purple-clad cry-babies who think like this guy. I will exuberate the upmost class when I offer to buy them a beer at the next bar.

I am born and raised a Tennessean, from Knoxville, and I get so tired of hearing ppl compare us as a whole to "mouth breathing imbeciles, rednecks, etc.". There are ppl who fit that description in every state or country that I've visited.

My good side wants to prove them wrong with kindness and show them that we are a really respectful, intelligent fan base on the whole. However, my dark side, (who inadvertently takes control when I drink a lot) wants to yell incoherently for 4 quarters and sing every f'n lyric of Rocky Top like it'll never be played again, then laugh in their faces for the remainder of our vacation after the "orange creamsicle" team completely destroys the purple dinosaurs.

I'll let you guys know who turns up for the game in my seat....
 
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TAF said:
I cringe every time BVD is used to demonstrate typical Vol fans...
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You and me both. However, I will give him credit for two videos. First, the one he made in Dooley's last season while watching the Troy game. Second, of course the one he is most famous (or infamous, you're choice) for when he burned his Lane Kiffin shirts.

Would I have said things the way he did? No, and I think (or hope) the biggest majority of us would not either. However, if we sit back and think about those two occasions real hard, he said what all of us felt at the time.

However, trying to stir the pot with Northwestern fans? Child, please. That's almost like trash talking with Tennessee Tech fans next season. What's the point? C'mon BVD.
 
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There are a few--ok, lots more than a few--UT fans with a great need to yap before bowl games, and they want to yap not just on this board, which would be fine--but on any board they can find--and especially on the opponents's boards, which is not so fine, and Northwestern podcasters have noticed this yahooish tendency. Some of Vol folks get a bit carried away with their yapping every year.
 
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Zues1 said:
Ha-ha, all the jaw jacking but in the end they admit a tail kicking is coming
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Exactly.

Synopsis:
"Vols are so stupid and the SEC sucks, they look like sissies in their crappy orange.

Yeah, they're gonna beat us, though, and I'm just saying it will be a close loss to make myself feel better."
 
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Well I put in my 2 cents..... I don't really do that on here. lol nothin special, just told him he's doing the same as BVD. Like they care...... just click bait.
 
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