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Jessica Alba wears my Daddy hat
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That after the way week 1 went we would be right back in the top 10 heading into Florida. With a bunch of highly ranked teams on upset alert we have a shot at slipping right back in there if we handle business against an inferior opponent. At the very least we will be 12th. Actually... 12 is not the number we want considering a certain streak we are on. Let's hope they put us 11th after this week and let that number resonate with the significance of the current streak we are in the midst of. 11 straight years of futile attempts at taking down the biggest thorn in our side! 11 years of mockery! 11 years of the most embarrassing losing streak this football program has ever witnessed! I tell you what guys and gals, I know I'm a week too soon but I am pumped to see us take down those donkey lead lizards and I'm so glad I get to witness it in person. No more Kiffin media sessions pumping them up, no more Dooley excuses, no more Butch choke jobs! This is the year my friends that we return to glory and it will be a glorious day indeed on September 24th come 7:30pm because that will be when we slay that dragon we call the Florida Gators. This is the year we finally don't have to put up with maybe next year. This is the year we finally have bragging rights(I know, what does it even feel like to have bragging rights?). This is the year we sling that gorilla off our back and scare it so bad that it never returns. This is the year THE STREAK ends! I know I will be giving my ALL next Saturday in the greatest coliseum we like to call Neyland. Who else will be with me to wish those lizards the longest ride home of their lives?
PS: I haven't been drinking anything... Just Sweet Tea and Orange Kool-Aid.
PSS: God forbid we lose, anyone may join me in jumping off the bridge into the Tennessee River to drown our sorrows away. Everyone enjoy the game tomorrow as I will be working and will have to watch the rerun. Give 'em Hell!
PS: I haven't been drinking anything... Just Sweet Tea and Orange Kool-Aid.
PSS: God forbid we lose, anyone may join me in jumping off the bridge into the Tennessee River to drown our sorrows away. Everyone enjoy the game tomorrow as I will be working and will have to watch the rerun. Give 'em Hell!