Worst SEC cheer

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For sheer fruity awfulness, nothing is worse than "we are the boys of florida, we are not squares, we are cool I promise" sung by drunken men wearing jorts with the sweat dripping behind their sunglasses off the mound of hair product they used to make Clausen's hairstyle look downright natural.

Mr. Two Bits is also embarrassing. An old man who did not go to Florida runs around yelling at people to "stand up and holler"

I have been to SEC games at every SEC stadium except for Williams Brice and Florida has by far the worst cheers.

Ole miss and Vanderbilt have a lot of other things going for them, but hotty totty is pretty stupid as a cheer and Vanderbilt seems to not really have any cheers.

War Eagle also seems weak to me. Eagles have never been used at war in any of our traditions and the type Auburn is talking about is not the kind that the Kazakh used to hunt goats. That kind seems cool.

As much as I hate them Alabama seemed to have great pageantry and well organized cheering (when the opponent was on offense and not when their own team was).
 
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C-A-T-S-, Cats, Cats, Cats!!

The Chomp is up there when the girls scream as their hands clap together. The only reason they even have it is to be the Johnny-come-latelys to FSU's Chop. Gay.
 
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To me the most annoying one is the USCjr fans chanting U-S-C! GOOOOOOO COCKS! every time their team gains even 1 yard on offense. On the other hand, Rammer Jammer sucks pretty hard too, because hearing it means that we just lost to Bama.
 
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The goofiest thing I've seen lately is at South Carolina where EVERY SINGLE TIME they move the chains the PA announcer says "That's another Carolina . . . " and the crowd yells in unison "FIRST DOWN!!"
 
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MikeHamiltonFan said:
War Eagle also seems weak to me. Eagles have never been used at war in any of our traditions.
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Not quite true. A bald eagle, (Auburn's is a Golden Eagle) was the mascot of the 8th Wisconsin Infantry Regiment in the Civil War and is the screaming eagle mascot depicted on the insignia of the U.S. Army's 101st Airborne Division. He would fly over the battlefield during the regiment's engagements.
 
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The dumb jaws thing at florida and the annoying "go gators" routine---two of the worst.
 
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kcvols1 said:
C-A-T-S-, Cats, Cats, Cats!!
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I am biased, but this gets my vote as well. It isn't that there is really anything wrong with spelling your team's name in a cheer. It isn't that it makes any less sense than "Hotty totty" or "War Eagle" or about 40 things that LSU does. It is the fact that, with all of the rich southern tradition, with all of the hillbilly pride, with all of the history of championships and cheating, the best cheer that that the folks at UK could invent was spelling their team's name and then repeating it.

The fans, of course, believe that this is as unique as calling the hogs or Battle Hymn or even, gasp, 100k singing Rocky Top, so they do their chant at games, and in restaurants, and in hotels, and in shopping malls because the ability to spell 'CATS' puts them in a special, elite club of people over the age of 4 who speak English.
 
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You have to love Vandy's. They go with if you can't make up a go one just don't have one at all!
 
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cotton said:
I am biased, but this gets my vote as well. It isn't that there is really anything wrong with spelling your team's name in a cheer. It isn't that it makes any less sense than "Hotty totty" or "War Eagle" or about 40 things that LSU does. It is the fact that, with all of the rich southern tradition, with all of the hillbilly pride, with all of the history of championships and cheating, the best cheer that that the folks at UK could invent was spelling their team's name and then repeating it.

The fans, of course, believe that this is as unique as calling the hogs or Battle Hymn or even, gasp, 100k singing Rocky Top, so they do their chant at games, and in restaurants, and in hotels, and in shopping malls because the ability to spell 'CATS' puts them in a special, elite club of people over the age of 4 who speak English.
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Because it's not like we do a V-O-L-S spell out or anything?
 
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GAVol said:
The goofiest thing I've seen lately is at South Carolina where EVERY SINGLE TIME they move the chains the PA announcer says "That's another Carolina . . . " and the crowd yells in unison "FIRST DOWN!!"
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This made me think of a pro football one.

Every time the jags get a 1st down, the crowd yells "move them chains, move them chains, move them chains! Whoomp!"

I went to see them play the Colts last year and couldnt help but laugh every single time.
 
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It's not really a cheer, but I hate those daggum cowbells at MSU. How is artificial noise like that even allowed.
 
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GAVol said:
The goofiest thing I've seen lately is at South Carolina where EVERY SINGLE TIME they move the chains the PA announcer says "That's another Carolina . . . " and the crowd yells in unison "FIRST DOWN!!"
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That one's pretty bad, but then...........the dreaded rooster call when they score. More like rooster screech. It truly hurts your ears, especially if you walk down close to the scoreboard, but I thought they had put some sort of ban on that thing at least during game play
 
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GAVol said:
The goofiest thing I've seen lately is at South Carolina where EVERY SINGLE TIME they move the chains the PA announcer says "That's another Carolina . . . " and the crowd yells in unison "FIRST DOWN!!"
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I think that the Cocks may have the worst out of all of them. That Gamecocks chant could make a man's ear bleed
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#24
#24
Anything with Mr. Two-bits at Florida has to automatically go to the top of the most annoying list.
 
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