Worst place you've ever puked

#101
#101
DC Vol said:
Camp Lejeune, early-August 2006.

This was a Thursday night and I was wet-down after being promoted to Cpl.


Regardless, after about 6 hours of double-fisting it I went outside. Into the humidity. That was a bad idea. I ended up sitting off the back end of my buddies truck and letting loose. Apparently onto a CWO's feet. Luckily for me he didn't care and just washed his feet off with a spicket.


And, yes, I had to PT on Friday morning. That Friday was one of the worst days in my life as I also got blood striped.
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I find it hard to believe that you found not only one, but two girls that would allow you to do this for a minute, much less 6 hours. I'd prolly puke too.:lolabove:
 
#102
#102
Two of my friends, who hate to lose at anything, challenged each other to a Jack Daniels chug off. Well not to give the other buddy a chance, the first guy drank all but two inches of a fifth of Jack like he was chugging a beer. Needless to say in 3, 2, 1... HURL! It was so bad, he had a piece of ham from a sandwich he had earlier, hanging out of his nose! Funny as hello, but gross.
 
#104
#104
tim said:
After drinking tequila all night we go to a bar in Cookeville.. someone orders shots.. i suck it down like the tequila and I nose puked across the bar. It was Turkey and yes it burned like hell.
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Was it spanky's?
 
#105
#105
Had to leave class one friday morning to go across the hall and puke in the bathroom. Low point. Did have a friend take the trashcan from a classroom once and throw up in it in the hall.
 
#109
#109
ive only thrown up like twice in 10 years, but the worse of the two was getting kicked out of a bar... then waking up in someones bathroom with puke all over me got up and found a bed.
 
#110
#110
GoVols27 said:
ive only thrown up like twice in 10 years, but the worse of the two was getting kicked out of a bar... then waking up in someones bathroom with puke all over me got up and found a bed.
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WWCD?
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#113
#113
Not really interesting, but..

Was hugging the toilet bowl after a night of drinking at a friends place and passed out on it. Woke up the next morning and I had puked in the shower... Not sure why. Was a ***** to clean up, though.
 
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#117
Random bump. I guess I'll play along. When I was a sophomore in hs, I was hanging out in the K mart parking lot across from the school, drinking before school. So I had a bit too much. And when I say a bit, I mean way too much. Anyway, I was in the bathroom spewing between classes and in walks the VP. He obviously smells the reason I'm sick, so I earned myself a vacation from school for 2 weeks. The worst part was having to face my dad when he came to pick me up.
 
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#118
MyBloodRunnethOrange said:
Random bump. I guess I'll play along. When I was a sophomore in hs, I was hanging out in the K mart parking lot across from the school, drinking before school. So I had a bit too much. And when I say a bit, I mean way too much. Anyway, I was in the bathroom spewing between classes and in walks the VP. He obviously smells the reason I'm sick, so I earned myself a vacation from school for 2 weeks. The worst part was having to face my dad when he came to pick me up.
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Man, you just made it into my group of crazy youthful shenanigans. šŸ¤£
 
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#120
My father: Turn your head, You're going to throw up.
Me: Stop. You're making me feel sick.
My father: Turn your head, You're going to throw up.
Me: No... Stop it.
My father: Turn your head, You're going to throw up.
Me: [uninteligible]
My father: Turn your head, dammit!

I turned my head towards him and projectile vomited into his face. I was thirteen years old. My brother still likes to tell this story about me.
 
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#121
Tin Man said:
My father: Turn your head, You're going to throw up.
Me: Stop. You're making me feel sick.
My father: Turn your head, You're going to throw up.
Me: No... Stop it.
My father: Turn your head, You're going to throw up.
Me: [uninteligible]
My father: Turn your head, dammit!

I turned my head towards him and projectile vomited into his face. I was thirteen years old. My brother still likes to tell this story about me.
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I had my daughters do that on my chest and in my face when they were babies but not when they were teenagers. Lulz. Funny thing is they had a big smile on their face right before they did it. Every time. šŸ˜‚
 
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