Nah, in our Fumer Cup heydays, we could get 6-8 arrested in a good off season. It got so bad, the KPD kept a media guide at the station to use for identification of suspects. We just have a bunch of young lads full of zest. I predict 12 victories.
Kristy, Any ideas how we can prevent our young lads from wanting to share their zest with unwilling co-eds? What say you?
We're not sure that's even happened. I would think a lot of these guys could have their pick, so to speak. They just need to be smart about the situations they put themselves in, and make sure they trust the person they're in the situation with. I don't know how the young men can be trained to think with their correct heads. I think that's more in the guy department.
Unfortunatelly having a lot of great athletes seems to be highly correlated with both winning and crime. Which means that very soon now we are fixing to win the NC.
Plenty of examples from the past - remember Miami, UF, Oklahoma, & USC NC winning teams and all their crime problems? At least we don't have A Hernandez as alum.
Well, we do have Mack Crowder now 😦...trying to have sexual relations with a minor (esp a 14 yo when he's like 23) is up there with murder imo, if not worse. Jmo tho.Unfortunatelly having a lot of great athletes seems to be highly correlated with both winning and crime. Which means that very soon now we are fixing to win the NC.
Plenty of examples from the past - remember Miami, UF, Oklahoma, & USC NC winning teams and all their crime problems? At least we don't have A Hernandez as alum.
That is very true. I agree...it seems most could find willing volunteers without much problem. Human males, particularly in the 15-25 age range, struggle greatly in this specific area.
We need to nip this in the bud immediately. Coach Jones might consider using the Mack Crowder situation as an opportunity for the team to learn. It is a current event. YOLO. One horrible decision can really mess up your life.