World's shortest books

[MphsBlues]

I pulled this out of my e-mail but thought it was pretty clever:

The World's Shortest Books:



THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
_______________________________________



THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
________________________________

Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

_______________________________________

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

___________________________________

A COLLECTION of

MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy Pelosi

 

[BCSsucks]

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORYlol:

 

[TXA&M07]

"Lies and My Struggles With Them"

by: Nick Saban

 

[MphsBlues]

"Lies and My Struggles With Them"

by: Nick Saban

:lolabove:

An Insider's Guide to Winning Football

Charlie Weiss

 

[Vol Mania 21]

"How to resolve Conflict Peacefully"

Bobby Knight

 

[superdave1984]

"The Book of Warfare Strategy"
The French

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

"Winning Every Day"
Lou Holtz

Amazon.com: Winning Every Day: The Game Plan for Success: Books: Lou Holtz

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

"Water Safety"
Ted Kennedy

"Practice"
Allen Iverson

 

[MphsBlues]

"Water Safety"
Ted Kennedy

"Practice"
Allen Iverson

:lolabove:

 

[VolinArizona]

"The In's and Out's of Football"

-Fine Vol

BUUUUUUURN

Just kidding

 

[vader]

The Art of Humility

- VolinArizona

I, too, just kid.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

"The evils of drugs"
-Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, with forward by Rick James

 

[TXA&M07]

"Honesty and Me"

by Dennis Franchonie

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

"2007 National Title Run"
-Charlie Weiss and the Notre Dame football team

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

My Heisman Resume
-Jimmy Claussen

My life as pro QB
-Brady Quinn

Pet Care
-Micheal Vick

History of Honor Graduates from Alabama
-Anthology

 

[TXA&M07]

Hawaii's National Championship Run....EVER!

By: the white dude that lives on the big island that can spell.
Forward by Duane "The Dog" Chapman

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Quality Hair Cuts
-Dog the Bounty Hunter

 

[hohenfelsvol]

"The art of kicking a winning field goal."
- Rich Brooks and Bobby Johnson

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

My Winning Resume
-Brian Van Goathumper (Van Gorder)

 

[TXA&M07]

"Practicing Monogomy"

Duane Chapman

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Defending the OB
-Randy Shannon

 

[TXA&M07]

"Discipline and Sportmanship"

By: The U athletic Dept.

I really hate Miami and for that matter the entire state of Florida.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

"How to be a soldja"
-Kellen Winslow

 

[Vol Mania 21]

"How to be a class act after a loss"

-Kellen Winslow

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

"How to lose"
-Tom Brady