Have the hoop on a little trolley system that alternately raises and lowers during the game. During overtime, add an alternating port and starboard tilt, with a lid that randomly springs shut during the final minute.
A trap door in the coach's box could also be added for amusement.
At least they evolved....Next they cut a small hole in the bottom of the basket so they could use a stick much like a broom stick to punch the ball out of the basket....After careful thought and research someone had the bright idea to just cut the bottom of the basket out and the ball would go through without the aid of a ladder or broom stick. LOL