Wish is granted

#902
#902
Granted, but it's because you're sick


I wish it was Friday!
 
#904
#904
Granted, but tomorrow is twice as bad


I wish Blake Lively and Maria Taylor would move next door
 
#906
#906
Granted, but it's because you're bored because Maria is always at my place and you're lonely šŸ˜


I wish my nose wasn't itching
 
#910
#910
Granted, but you have to clean house, now the grass, and help someone move


I wish motor mouth would shut up for once
 
#911
#911
Granted, but you have to listen to him pre recorded over the loudspeaker in auto repeat.

I wish every night would go as smoothly as tonight did
 
#912
#912
Granted, but you never get a day off


I wish I had it in me to be lazy like these guys
 
#914
#914
Granted, but you sleep through football season

I wish I was already at the game
 
#916
#916
Granted, but Bubba is there and in the mood


I wish I was sleepy!
 
#918
#918
Granted, but you get called in for an emergency

I wish my Ribeye was already done
 
#920
#920
Granted, but it's because the site crashes


I wish I could get exercise by just thinking about it
 
#921
#921
Time to bring back a old favorite

Granted, but your wearing yoga pants in your thoughts

I wish liberals would vanish
 
#922
#922
Granted but somehow they all make their way back across the Mexican border, illegally.

I wish Tennessee wins the College Basketball National Championship.
 
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