Windy's football discussion thread.

[Behr]

You would not.
And neither would I.

unfortunately for you (in this case) you aren’t the kinda guy to do that to your family.

Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at and talk about the menu.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at and talk about the menu.

Or you could be married to a chef so you’re not interested in a Taco Bell and McDonald’s 3 way

 

[NorCalVol67]

Dude, found you a woman today, even favored Maria Taylor, just not as tall. Works at the dress store we went to, very pretty.

Next time you need a dress, I will take you shopping.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Or you could be married to a chef so you’re not interested in a Taco Bell and McDonald’s 3 way

Are you comparing Anniston and Daddario to Taco Hell and Mickey D's?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Are you comparing Anniston and Daddario to Taco Hell and Mickey D's?

At least I compared them to exit rows...

 

[Orangeslice13]

Are you comparing Anniston and Daddario to Taco Hell and Mickey D's?

Why yes, yes I am.
think of it this way. The pictures of the food at both places always look awesome. The reality is something else

 

[GordonC]

Why yes, yes I am.
think of it this way. The pictures of the food at both places always look awesome. The reality is something else

Sometimes the fried grouper sandwich is better than advertised.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Sometimes the fried grouper sandwich is better than advertised.

You have to ask the chef about it though...

 

[Orangeslice13]

Sometimes the fried grouper sandwich is better than advertised.

Greasy and bad for my cholesterol. As well as my overall health

 

[Orangeslice13]

Lol

 

[Orangeslice13]

Wait,
Who has a fried grouper sandwich?

 

[Orangeslice13]

@volwindy
Is this conversation any better?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Wait,
Who has a fried grouper sandwich?

Imagine you are at the beach. Margaritaville is playing in the background. You see the menu and you must ask the chef about all about the grouper....

 

[Orangeslice13]

Imagine you are at the beach. Margaritaville is playing in the background. You see the menu and you much ask the chef about all about the grouper....

Is this chef still the metaphor for the woman I’m married too or have we switched things up and I missed it?
Because if it’s the first I can confirm that her Grouper is top notch.

 

[GordonC]

Imagine you are at the beach. Margaritaville is playing in the background. You see the menu and you much ask the chef about all about the grouper....

And if the broiled grouper is better than the fried, and if black grouper is superior to the others, and if a grouper is the same as a snapper if both are red, and . . . .

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Is this chef still the metaphor for the woman I’m married too or have we switched things up and I missed it?
Because if it’s the first I can confirm that her Grouper is top notch.

No, I'm referencing @Behr when he said he got tired of customers always asking about the grouper and requesting Margaritaville to be played multiple times an hour....

 

[Behr]

Whether or not anyone here would cheat on their wife, with anyone, shouldn't even be discussed. It's all just joking around...I thought. But whatever it is or isn't, Jennifer Aniston ain't no Taco Bell.

 

[GordonC]

Is this chef still the metaphor for the woman I’m married too or have we switched things up and I missed it?
Because if it’s the first I can confirm that her Grouper is top notch.

I totally missed the metaphor on that
WHIFF

 

[Orangeslice13]

Whether or not anyone here would cheat on their wife, with anyone, shouldn't even be discussed. It's all just joking around...I thought. But whatever it is or isn't, Jennifer Aniston ain't no Taco Bell.

With all that plastic and chemicals she’s McDonald’s

 

[volwindy]

@volwindy
Is this conversation any better?

 

[Behr]

ESPN includes the Tennessee Vols in an unexpected group of teams

 

[Behr]

With all that plastic and chemicals she’s McDonald’s

I wasn't aware.

 

[Behr]

"Tennessee can basically afford one loss the rest of the season — not counting the SEC championship game — and still have a shot at the playoff.

And that one loss would have to be to Alabama. If the Vols can somehow beat Georgia, win the games they’re supposed to win (LSU and Kentucky will be tough games), and have their only blemish be a loss to the Crimson Tide, then Tennessee will be in Atlanta the first weekend in December.

Now, this is all unlikely if we’re being objective. Georgia has considerably more talent than the Vols. And they have more depth. Everything would have to go wrong for the Bulldogs for UT to pull an upset in Athens.

But the fact that Tennessee is even in this conversation right now a third of the way through the season speaks to the job that Heupel has done so far."

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Imagine you are at the beach. Margaritaville is playing in the background. You see the menu and you must ask the chef about all about the grouper....

While dining with three Jessicas.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Now, this is all unlikely if we’re being objective. Georgia has considerably more talent than the Vols. And they have more depth. Everything would have to go wrong for the Bulldogs for UT to pull an upset in Athens.

Was this observation before or after Mizzou almost beat the dawgs ass?