Floriduh is belligerently narrow. At the reptilian arena, their fans gator chomp visiting teams like a man waving a gun around to demonstrate that you’re a guest on his property. The Gayduh team should treat gator chomps at others’ arenas as Tommy Lasorda treated boos. Recognition. Tommy would tip his hat to the crowd and tell the press that he heard the boos as cheers. To be recognized is an honor.
Then again, “You can’t teach class to trailer trash.”