Will Urban Meyer shake Lane's hand after the game?

#53
#53
Incinigator said:
There's been a misunderstanding. My dogs can swim. See previous explanation. Therefore, I'm not pathetic, am I ? I couldn't bear the thought of you believing that I was or my pets were pathetic to you. Say it ain't so.
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so you need help picking up your dogs? They aren't Brazilian Mastiffs.
 
#57
#57
rmsmith said:
so you need help picking up your dogs? They aren't Brazilian Mastiffs.
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Yes, if you must know. They weigh 75+ lbs. each and must be lifted up over the sea wall or onto a dock. They are unable to leap the 1-3 feet required to exit the water. And you win the contest, they are not Mastiffs. You certainly know your dog breeds.
 
#61
#61
Of course the two coaches will shake hands... Meyer and Monty are pretty good friends... Meyer knows CLK's comments were just a publicity stunt!
 
#63
#63
Incinigator said:
Yes, if you must know. They weigh 75+ lbs. each and must be lifted up over the sea wall or onto a dock. They are unable to leap the 1-3 feet required to exit the water. And you win the contest, they are not Mastiffs. You certainly know your dog breeds.
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Lol you can't pick up 75 lbs. I have two french mastiffs that weigh 150 and I have no prob of picking them up. Don't do that to the dogs, they are prob embarrassed. if you have that prob with them take em to a lake instead. You prob just do that to em cause your mommy must have made you wear booties till you were 18. You may as well stay on the Jort board cause you are getting owned here.

And as far as the game I hope we deliberately take out teblows knee or hell even cryers like Charlie Wies.
 
#64
#64
bop_rocco said:
Lol you can't pick up 75 lbs. I have two french mastiffs that weigh 150 and I have no prob of picking them up. Don't do that to the dogs, they are prob embarrassed. if you have that prob with them take em to a lake instead. You prob just do that to em cause your mommy must have made you wear booties till you were 18. You may as well stay on the Jort board cause you are getting owned here.

And as far as the game I hope we deliberately take out teblows knee or hell even cryers like Charlie Wies.
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And you lift both of them over your head after squeezing a can of spinach into your mouth ? Impressive. That picture is at Lake Oconee. Clever booties and jort retorts. Classy injury talk. You sure own me, well done. Now, back to your crib, Bam Bam.
 
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#65
Incinigator said:
OK, another witty genius. Both are mixed breeds and yes they did not perform well on their IQ tests(we prefer dog knowledge-challenged instead of retarded, dead on about the brown one, hell of an athlete, though. Won 50 bucks and a bike at the local greyhound track's mutt derby, but I digress) and the vests are to control them in the water and lift them out of the water AND for safety because they swim only a few times a year. Don't want to disappoint you but I never needed dogs or anything else to meet women. Thanks for the concern but I have a daughter which I believe means I am no longer a virgin, but I'm not a doctor or nearly as smart as you are.
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Actually, it just means your wife is no longer a virgin.
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#68
#68
I think lane could take urban. He should just knock that smirk off his face at the 50 yard line, lol.
 
#69
#69
VOODOOVOL said:
Actually, it just means your wife is no longer a virgin.
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And she probably has to lift the dogs for her little sweetie. Maybe the illegit daughter helps now too.
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Incinigator said:
And you lift both of them over your head after squeezing a can of spinach into your mouth ? Impressive. That picture is at Lake Oconee. Clever booties and jort retorts. Classy injury talk. You sure own me, well done. Now, back to your crib, Bam Bam.
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This would be funny, if it weren't just an effort to cover up your addiction to Vagisil.
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#72
#72
Incinigator said:
Good one. Don't forget that one about my mom wearing Army boots. That's a doozy, also.
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I'm not sure your compensating for something by trolling anonymously indicates anything about your mother. If it does, you probably need to speak with a psychiatrist.
 
#73
#73
The thing is a couple of weeks or so after the UF game, all these new UF trolls will be gone. Why are we acknowledging them at all?
 
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