DeusExMachina
I am not a nice person.
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For me, it all started with a sweet little ol' transplanted Volunteer alumnus.
Confession time: I'm not a native Southerner. My family moved from Atlanta, Michigan to Euharlee, Georgia the summer of my 6th grade year. Growing up with a grandfather that was a VERY proud graduate of the University of Michigan, my youth up to that point was spent in Maize and Blue at "The House that Bo Built" in Ann Arbor, Michigan; and at Joe Louis Arena in Detroit (I still have a soft spot for UM, and I will ALWAYS be a Red Wings fan). My parents weren't into sports whatsoever, so the move to GA effected me. I knew I wasn't going to see Michigan on any TV stations down there.
About a half a mile from where we lived, there was a little country store called JoJo's Market. Behind the register, from the first time I ever set foot in that store, was a taller lady in her mid-60's with an accent thicker than cold oatmeal. Her name was Pat, and she was a proud to be originally from "Murrvull, Ten-see" and even prouder to be a graduate of the "one and only University of Tennessee". You'd never catch her without her jeweled interlocking "UT" pin, and you'd NEVER hear her say a single good thing about the entire STATE of Alabama.
My family became close with "Miss Pat's" family, to the point where she became "Grandma Pat". I can distinctly remember walking into JoJo's one Saturday afternoon, and like I always did, I heard John Ward calling the football game. I asked Grandma Pat what game she had on, she told me (it was 1991 Tennessee vs. Louisville), and I was REALLY late getting home because I sat and listened to Mr. Ward call every bit of that game, y'all. It literally felt like I was at the game watching it, a fact that I shared with Grandma Pat. She then asked me "have you ever been to a football game", I told her about having gone to Michigan games with my Grandpa. This made her laugh heartily, and when she stopped laughing she told me "that's not real football. Run home and tell your Momma to call me. I'm gonna show you real football."
I did as Grandma Pat told me, Mom called her but wouldn't tell me anything more. I didn't give it a lot of thought, I was a kid and was busy doing other things. That next Saturday morning though, my Dad comes in and wakes me up at (IIRC) 5 in the morning, telling me to get out of bed and get dressed, Pat was on her way to get me. My young brain was like "huh do what", but I got up, got dressed and ate breakfast; and was ready when Grandma Pat got there. I got in her van and we took off north on I-75 (I still had no idea where we were going). We passed the Georgia/Tennessee border, we passed through Chattanooga, and finally made it to Knoxville.
Y'all. My first time seeing Neyland Stadium, I thought it was the biggest thing I would EVER see. All around me were these folks, dressed just like Grandma Pat in all orange and white, I had no idea what I had stepped into, and we hadn't even gone into the stadium yet. She knew of a little place, so we stopped in and grabbed a sandwich and a Coke amongst all these other folks in orange and white, and we finally made it inside the stadium in plenty of time to see (Grandma Pat told me they were called) The Pride of the Southland do their routine on the field. I was absolutely in awe at this point, I thought Neyland was huge on the outside..........I had no idea.
The rest, as they say, is history. Tennessee went on that day to beat UCLA 30-16, and September 14, 1991 will always be the day that I fondly look back on, because it was the day that my heart started pumping Orange and White.
Confession time: I'm not a native Southerner. My family moved from Atlanta, Michigan to Euharlee, Georgia the summer of my 6th grade year. Growing up with a grandfather that was a VERY proud graduate of the University of Michigan, my youth up to that point was spent in Maize and Blue at "The House that Bo Built" in Ann Arbor, Michigan; and at Joe Louis Arena in Detroit (I still have a soft spot for UM, and I will ALWAYS be a Red Wings fan). My parents weren't into sports whatsoever, so the move to GA effected me. I knew I wasn't going to see Michigan on any TV stations down there.
About a half a mile from where we lived, there was a little country store called JoJo's Market. Behind the register, from the first time I ever set foot in that store, was a taller lady in her mid-60's with an accent thicker than cold oatmeal. Her name was Pat, and she was a proud to be originally from "Murrvull, Ten-see" and even prouder to be a graduate of the "one and only University of Tennessee". You'd never catch her without her jeweled interlocking "UT" pin, and you'd NEVER hear her say a single good thing about the entire STATE of Alabama.
My family became close with "Miss Pat's" family, to the point where she became "Grandma Pat". I can distinctly remember walking into JoJo's one Saturday afternoon, and like I always did, I heard John Ward calling the football game. I asked Grandma Pat what game she had on, she told me (it was 1991 Tennessee vs. Louisville), and I was REALLY late getting home because I sat and listened to Mr. Ward call every bit of that game, y'all. It literally felt like I was at the game watching it, a fact that I shared with Grandma Pat. She then asked me "have you ever been to a football game", I told her about having gone to Michigan games with my Grandpa. This made her laugh heartily, and when she stopped laughing she told me "that's not real football. Run home and tell your Momma to call me. I'm gonna show you real football."
I did as Grandma Pat told me, Mom called her but wouldn't tell me anything more. I didn't give it a lot of thought, I was a kid and was busy doing other things. That next Saturday morning though, my Dad comes in and wakes me up at (IIRC) 5 in the morning, telling me to get out of bed and get dressed, Pat was on her way to get me. My young brain was like "huh do what", but I got up, got dressed and ate breakfast; and was ready when Grandma Pat got there. I got in her van and we took off north on I-75 (I still had no idea where we were going). We passed the Georgia/Tennessee border, we passed through Chattanooga, and finally made it to Knoxville.
Y'all. My first time seeing Neyland Stadium, I thought it was the biggest thing I would EVER see. All around me were these folks, dressed just like Grandma Pat in all orange and white, I had no idea what I had stepped into, and we hadn't even gone into the stadium yet. She knew of a little place, so we stopped in and grabbed a sandwich and a Coke amongst all these other folks in orange and white, and we finally made it inside the stadium in plenty of time to see (Grandma Pat told me they were called) The Pride of the Southland do their routine on the field. I was absolutely in awe at this point, I thought Neyland was huge on the outside..........I had no idea.
The rest, as they say, is history. Tennessee went on that day to beat UCLA 30-16, and September 14, 1991 will always be the day that I fondly look back on, because it was the day that my heart started pumping Orange and White.