why we beat the cocks this year

#26
#26
thebjd said:
Beating the cocks doesn't happen as much as it did in the good old days.
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BJ's the real deal, but beating those cocks while getting good protection from the tight ends is a great plan... If the penetration comes, then our O will explode as we thrust hard through all the defensive layers that need to be exposed...
 
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#27
#27
Our new arm is bigger and faster than last year

We should be able to beat those cocks even harder with his efforts.
 
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#29
They'll be hard from all the emotion around the game and try to smack us in the mouth but in the end I think we will lick those cocks.
 
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#32
a fresh arm will mean we can go faster and faster while beating the cocks...
we may be able to run while beating the cocks because of a good,fresh arm.
that would be a refreshing sight...
 
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#33
#33
hehehehehe_duck.gif
 
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#34
#34
fade route said:
Just hope our Oline holds up and keeps the cocks from getting penetration
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Agree. No way under the sun I can tolerate multiple cocks penetrating our backfield. How humiliating! Even if it was a small cock (corner blitz).
 
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VFLCodyGBO said:
They'll be hard from all the emotion around the game and try to smack us in the mouth but in the end I think we will lick those cocks.
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I didn't think it would be possible, but this post ^ may actually be too gay for this thread. That's saying something! Lol
 
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#36
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DD4ME said:
10. They're flat. Those Cocks came up short against the kitties last week.

9. Cocks are missing their best pair from last year.

8. They'll be wearing all black and they're looking pretty blue.

7. VolNation is ready for a big one.

6. Although we started young Team 118 has been beating on the door all year. They know how to handle the pressure.

5. Our D is better and bigger than theirs

4. We have a strong new arm ready to go

3. Our new arm can also use his feet

2. A fresh BJ > an Ole Ball anyday

1. We always beat those cocks
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This could create a lot of friction in the "chicken community!" Better hope the ole ball sac is ready for a hot and contentious post-game de-presser!
 
#38
#38
All I know is I can't stand their fans, so if we lose I'll go out and beat the first cock I see.
 
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#40
#40
I read this out loud in my break room, now everybody has scooted down. It just sounds bad.
 
#46
#46
The cock's will stiffin on D initially, but our young arms will beat the cock's relentlessly until they're lifeless and unresponsive. They will eventually lose interest and just want to drink beer, play xbox and be left alone for a while.
 
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#49
#49
If it comes down to the cocks trying to put the ball between the two slits, I hope we can block the cocks' ball.
 
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