Why should I be a Zoner?

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This thread has the Andy Griffith episode Stranger in Town all over it.

The charade that is Cecil plays the part of Ed Sawyer
 
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Cecil Basil said:
I realize that some of you will tell me I shouldn't be a Zonetard and to go away. I also realize that some of you will just post a .gif of Bill Cosby or something. However, I'm interested in possibly becoming a Zonetard. Fact of the matter is, I've read this board for quite some time now, but just started posting recently. However, I don't feel like I have a home in any certain forum. So I have a few questions that hopefully some of you might want to answer to help me reach my decision.

1. Are there any benefits?
2. What does one have to do in order to be received as a Zonetard?
3. Do any of you have jobs?
4. Does that OrangeEmpire guy spend a lot of time in here? Or does he just drop by every once in a while?
5. Do I have to have a lowered IQ, or just act that way?
6. Do I have to use foul language all the time, or will just an occasional word with a couple of **'s in it do the trick?
7. Is there an application I can fill out?
8. If there is an application, will you judge me for my sloppy handwriting?
9. If you have a lot of skills, do other Zonetards get jealous?
10. Is it mandatory to tell the she-tards to make me a sammich every day, or just every other day?

I will stop at 10 right now, although I have other questions that will most likely follow.

Thanks for any input.
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huh?
 

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The obvious give a way is making an all inclusive thread. Lurkers, like the hose toter for example, just post and ease their way in.

Like the ff forum people calling us zonetards then attempt to troll us in the zone.
 
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OrangeEmpire said:
The obvious give a way is making an all inclusive thread. Lurkers, like the hose toter for example, just post and ease their way in.

Like the ff forum people calling us zonetards then attempt to troll us in the zone.
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I didn't make any thread for a while after i started posting here. I mostly read shyt and then made a couple of comments. Of course I got a bunch of WTF's in response.
 
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theFallGuy said:
I didn't make any thread for a while after i started posting here. I mostly read shyt and then made a couple of comments. Of course I got a bunch of WTF's in response.
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Exactly, this is normal.

Announcing or asking why screams ash clown thinking he is mensa smart
 
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orangeslice13 said:
Hey C, OE thinks you are an alter for JH. What say you?
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I know who Jackson Harris is, but I'm not him. If I was an alter, why would I sign up in September and only have 500 and some posts? If my intent was to troll, why didn't I just start doing that back when I signed up? I didn't because I'm not.
 
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Cecil Basil said:
I know who Jackson Harris is, but I'm not him. If I was an alter, why would I sign up in September and only have 500 and some posts? If my intent was to troll, why didn't I just start doing that back when I signed up? I didn't because I'm not.
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Like I said, his obligatory showing, convienient timing I may add.
 
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