Why should I be a Zoner?

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Cecil Basil

Cecil Basil

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I realize that some of you will tell me I shouldn't be a Zonetard and to go away. I also realize that some of you will just post a .gif of Bill Cosby or something. However, I'm interested in possibly becoming a Zonetard. Fact of the matter is, I've read this board for quite some time now, but just started posting recently. However, I don't feel like I have a home in any certain forum. So I have a few questions that hopefully some of you might want to answer to help me reach my decision.

1. Are there any benefits?
2. What does one have to do in order to be received as a Zonetard?
3. Do any of you have jobs?
4. Does that OrangeEmpire guy spend a lot of time in here? Or does he just drop by every once in a while?
5. Do I have to have a lowered IQ, or just act that way?
6. Do I have to use foul language all the time, or will just an occasional word with a couple of **'s in it do the trick?
7. Is there an application I can fill out?
8. If there is an application, will you judge me for my sloppy handwriting?
9. If you have a lot of skills, do other Zonetards get jealous?
10. Is it mandatory to tell the she-tards to make me a sammich every day, or just every other day?

I will stop at 10 right now, although I have other questions that will most likely follow.

Thanks for any input.
 
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Cecil Basil said:
I realize that some of you will tell me I shouldn't be a Zonetard and to go away. I also realize that some of you will just post a .gif of Bill Cosby or something. However, I'm interested in possibly becoming a Zonetard. Fact of the matter is, I've read this board for quite some time now, but just started posting recently. However, I don't feel like I have a home in any certain forum. So I have a few questions that hopefully some of you might want to answer to help me reach my decision.

1. Are there any benefits?
2. What does one have to do in order to be received as a Zonetard?
3. Do any of you have jobs?
4. Does that OrangeEmpire guy spend a lot of time in here? Or does he just drop by every once in a while?
5. Do I have to have a lowered IQ, or just act that way?
6. Do I have to use foul language all the time, or will just an occasional word with a couple of **'s in it do the trick?
7. Is there an application I can fill out?
8. If there is an application, will you judge me for my sloppy handwriting?
9. If you have a lot of skills, do other Zonetards get jealous?
10. Is it mandatory to tell the she-tards to make me a sammich every day, or just every other day?

I will stop at 10 right now, although I have other questions that will most likely follow.

Thanks for any input.
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yes. leave now gtfo fawker,who invited this, another alter wtf
 
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Cecil Basil said:
I realize that some of you will tell me I shouldn't be a Zonetard and to go away. I also realize that some of you will just post a .gif of Bill Cosby or something. However, I'm interested in possibly becoming a Zonetard. Fact of the matter is, I've read this board for quite some time now, but just started posting recently. However, I don't feel like I have a home in any certain forum. So I have a few questions that hopefully some of you might want to answer to help me reach my decision.

1. Are there any benefits?
2. What does one have to do in order to be received as a Zonetard?
3. Do any of you have jobs?
4. Does that OrangeEmpire guy spend a lot of time in here? Or does he just drop by every once in a while?
5. Do I have to have a lowered IQ, or just act that way?
6. Do I have to use foul language all the time, or will just an occasional word with a couple of **'s in it do the trick?
7. Is there an application I can fill out?
8. If there is an application, will you judge me for my sloppy handwriting?
9. If you have a lot of skills, do other Zonetards get jealous?
10. Is it mandatory to tell the she-tards to make me a sammich every day, or just every other day?

I will stop at 10 right now, although I have other questions that will most likely follow.

Thanks for any input.
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I like this guy.
 
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Come on in, but you seem like a boring fuqhead, and I will probably tell you that any chance I get. Your OP was supposed to be all clever and biting, but in reality, it was just pathetic....
 
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TEX_VOLFAN said:
She prolly stores Krispy cream donuts in that motha!
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Not a bad idea, although I do like to hide things like her keys in there and giggle profusely when she's hobbling around looking for them. So, there would have to be room for those sort of things along with the delicious doughnuts.
 
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