Why is there such a quarrel with Christianity today?

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Those were so much better than the memes that have been posted. You can tell this one to Red...

Why did God create women???

One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam “What troubles you, my son?”

Adam looked up to God and said “I’m lonely, Father. I have no one to talk to.”

And God said to Adam, "You are alone and in need of companionship, so I shall give you a companion and She will cook and clean for you, and wash your clothes. She shall bear your children and never wake you in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will give you love and compassion whenever you want it. She will not nag at you, and will always be the first to admit She is wrong if you two ever disagree. She will love and support you no matter what, and always agree with any important decision you make. And... She will bring you sammiches whenever you want one.

Intrigued, Adam replied to God “That sounds wonderful. What do you need from me Father?”

God replied “Would you give your right arm and right leg, my son?”

Adam pondered this question for a minute, and with the seriousness that only comes from complete certainty, he answered… “Hmm, that seems like a big price to pay since you only gave me two arms and two legs. You did, however, bless me with plenty of ribs... what can I get for one of those?”

And that's how Woman was created.

Same question but from the female perspective...

Q: Why did God create women?

A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
 
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IBlvNTmWrk said:
Those were so much better than the memes that have been posted. You can tell this one to Red...

Why did God create women???

One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam “What troubles you, my son?”

Adam looked up to God and said “I’m lonely, Father. I have no one to talk to.”

And God said to Adam, "You are alone and in need of companionship, so I shall give you a companion and She will cook and clean for you, and wash your clothes. She shall bear your children and never wake you in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will give you love and compassion whenever you want it. She will not nag at you, and will always be the first to admit She is wrong if you two ever disagree. She will love and support you no matter what, and always agree with any important decision you make. And... She will bring you sammiches whenever you want one.

Intrigued, Adam replied to God “That sounds wonderful. What do you need from me Father?”

God replied “Would you give your right arm and right leg, my son?”

Adam pondered this question for a minute, and with the seriousness that only comes from complete certainty, he answered… “Hmm, that seems like a big price to pay since you only gave me two arms and two legs. You did, however, bless me with plenty of ribs... what can I get for one of those?”

And that's how Woman was created.

Same question but from the female perspective...

Q: Why did God create women?

A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
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SuperDave said:
I'm not an atheist. But I don't care if you express your faith. Am I going to point out the nonsense of it.. yeah. Why? Cause it's ridiculous, dangerous, and evil.
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So you are both acknowledging and proving the OP's original point. You don't believe in Christianity, but yet you've spent as much time as anyone mocking those who do believe. I don't think most will find this shocking, but it's nice to see you actually admit your true intentions.

While some like to use a forum to actually have open discourse with others who may share differing opinions, and it can be done at a mature and respectful level, it's unfortunate that some posters like yourself have zero interest in participating in discussion but would rather interrupt said discussion to make fun of something they don't even believe in.

Congrats on being "that guy".
 
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IBlvNTmWrk said:
So you are both acknowledging and proving the OP's original point. You don't believe in Christianity, but yet you've spent as much time as anyone mocking those who do believe. I don't think most will find this shocking, but it's nice to see you actually admit your true intentions.

While some like to use a forum to actually have open discourse with others who may share differing opinions, and it can be done at a mature and respectful level, it's unfortunate that some posters like yourself have zero interest in participating in discussion but would rather interrupt said discussion to make fun of something they don't even believe in.

Congrats on being "that guy".
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How can you have an intelligent conversation with someone who believes in fanatical fairy tales. Why do you believe in all the nonsense? Why do you ignore all the hate and all the evil that comes from the bible? Why do you ignore all that you see and has been proven? (You don't have to answer I know).

But if you want to debate the bible.. go for it.. pick something. Just one more thing.. all your christian traditions.. they are pagan.
 
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SuperDave said:
I'm not an atheist. But I don't care if you express your faith. Am I going to point out the nonsense of it.. yeah. Why? Cause it's ridiculous, dangerous, and evil.
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So I assume you speak out so frequently and passionately (not to mention immaturely) about all things ridiculous, dangerous, and evil?
 
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chatt-townVOL said:
So I assume you speak out so frequently and passionately (not to mention immaturely) about all things ridiculous, dangerous, and evil?
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Only thing I know that has all those qualities in such volume is the bible. So.. pointing out all the erroneous things in your religion is immature?
 
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SuperDave said:
Only thing I know that has all those qualities in such volume is the bible. So.. pointing out all the erroneous things in your religion is immature?
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This is a cult called "Heaven's gate." Here's a summary.

Followers of this cult believe that enlightenment and salvation can only be achieved by fleeing Earth before the “great recycling.” Since leaving Earth is somewhat problematic, the leaders of this cult preached suicide as the answer to leaving your body and reaching enlightenment. Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles were the leaders behind this strange cult. They prepared videos on how to leave your earthly flesh behind and distributed them to members. Then, in 1997, Haley’s Comet arrived and Applewhite convinced his followers a spaceship was trailing the comet and those who followed him into death would be saved. Applewhite then ordered 38 people to commit suicide in San Diego when he claimed Haley’s Comet was the sign they’d been waiting for.
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Either:

A) You spoke out just as passionately against them in the 90's when they were around, and still speak out as passionately about similar cults today.... or at least as passionately as you speak out about Christianity.

B) You believe this particular religious belief, and similar religious beliefs are less ridiculous, dangerous, and evil than the Bible, hence you attack Christianity much more passionately.

C) You know you're wrong and it scares you. You cope with this fear by relentlessly poking fun at the Bible.
 
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chatt-townVOL said:
This is a cult called "Heaven's gate." Here's a summary.




Either:

A) You spoke out just as passionately against them in the 90's when they were around, and still speak out as passionately about similar cults today.... or at least as passionately as you speak out about Christianity.

B) You believe this particular religious belief, and similar religious beliefs are less ridiculous, dangerous, and evil than the Bible, hence you attack Christianity much more passionately.

C) You know you're wrong and it scares you. You cope with this fear by relentlessly poking fun at the Bible.
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I choose option D
Is that a crazy religion.. yes and if you were a part of it I would tell you how ridiculous it is. But you are a christian and your religion is just as crazy but way more deadly. Plus in the 90's I was a christian.
 
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SuperDave said:
I choose option D
Is that a crazy religion.. yes and if you were a part of it I would tell you how ridiculous it is. But you are a christian and your religion is just as crazy but way more deadly. Plus in the 90's I was a christian.
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Explain how Christianity is "way more deadly" than a suicidal cult.


And if you even start to mention The Crusades, what little credibility you have left (most of it was completely dissolved by you acting like a child during the entirety of this thread) will disappear.
 
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chatt-townVOL said:
This is a cult called "Heaven's gate." Here's a summary.




Either:

A) You spoke out just as passionately against them in the 90's when they were around, and still speak out as passionately about similar cults today.... or at least as passionately as you speak out about Christianity.

B) You believe this particular religious belief, and similar religious beliefs are less ridiculous, dangerous, and evil than the Bible, hence you attack Christianity much more passionately.

C) You know you're wrong and it scares you. You cope with this fear by relentlessly poking fun at the Bible.
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I hope you are joking with this last comment. The bible scares me more than a children's book.

Continue.

Islam is super scary. jus sayin.
 
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trevols81 said:
I hope you are is joking with this last comment. The bible scares me more than a children's book.

Continue.

Islam is super scary. jus sayin.
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Understand I'm not saying everyone who denies the Bible does so out of fear, just the naysayers who act completely childish about it (not to mention any names....) and can't have an adult conversation with someone who has a difference in beliefs.
 
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chatt-oontownVOL said:
Understand I'm not saying everyone who denies the Bible does so out of fear, just the naysayers who act completely childish about it (not to mention any names....) and can't have an adult conversation with someone who has a difference in beliefs.
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Quote me brother. I fully embrace my short comings. do you?
 
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