Why is there not a thread....

[egotisticalmoron]

women want him

men want to be him

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Chuck Zito beat him up!

 

[egotisticalmoron]

van damme would spank chuck norris like a 4 yr old in k mart.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Chuck Zito!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

This is all you need to know!

ChuckZito.com

 

[egotisticalmoron]

this man is my father. he could also strangle chuck norris to a pulp.

 

[TXA&M07]

Mr. Norris allows Van Damme to co exisit in his universe based on one priniciple alone,












he hasnt decided to dismember him yet.

 

[rbroyles]

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She can take any and all of the above.



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The toughest of all, all must bow down.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

this man is my father. he could also strangle chuck norris to a pulp.

WHat is he going to do?

Slap him with his sagging boobs?

 

[TXA&M07]

this man is my father. he could also strangle chuck norris to a pulp.

Is that Johnny 23 (or whatever) from Con Air?

 

[egotisticalmoron]

WHat is he going to do?

Slap him with his sagging boobs?

:rofl::realmad:

 

[rbroyles]

this man is my father. he could also strangle chuck norris to a pulp.

Now we know why you hide your face with your hoodie.

 

[egotisticalmoron]

Is that Johnny 23 (or whatever) from Con Air?

yeah he's also in some rodriguez/qt stuff.

he's awesome.

 

[TXA&M07]

yeah he's also in some rodriguez/qt stuff.

he's awesome.

If that guy ran into Mr. Norris in that movie, he would have been named

Johnny -234655643675467323235400000

 

[OrangeEmpire]

The only man to stand up against Chuck!?!

 

[egotisticalmoron]

If that guy ran into Mr. Norris in that movie, he would have been named

Johnny -234655643675467323235400000

that's what you think.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[TXA&M07]

Dude,

That bottom dweller has been dropped like a wet sack of potatoes in every film he's ever made. Even, uninformed, old white guys that pretend to be directors realize this guy is not a winner. This loser can barely make a Quentin T flick and last more than a minute. How many feature films for this Richie Valens Reject where HE is the star?...I rest my case. When Hollywood knows you are a phony, it is all down hill.

Chuck Norris +1

Sweaty Hispanic Dude that dies in all his movies -100000

 

[egotisticalmoron]

http://www.amievil.com/gallery/pics/814.jpg

he doesnt even have time to listen to chuck norris. he's busy with others.

 

[egotisticalmoron]

Dude,

That bottom dweller has been dropped like a wet sack of potatoes in every film he's ever made. Even, uninformed, old white guys that pretend to be directors realize this guy is not a winner. This loser can barely make a Quentin T flick and last more than a minute. How many feature films for this Richie Valens Reject where HE is the star?...I rest my case. When Hollywood knows you are a phony, it is all down hill.

Chuck Norris +1

Sweaty Hispanic Dude that dies in all his movies -100000

he's only needed one so far.

 

[TXA&M07]

wow, straight to VHS huh? Tell me this, was in translated?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[egotisticalmoron]

wow, straight to VHS huh? Tell me this, was in translated?

it hasnt came out yet. when the grindhouse movies came out last year they did a fake trailer for it. it actually is supposed to be made into a film sometime soon though.

 

[egotisticalmoron]

trejo would rip him apart.

 

[OrangeEmpire]