Why is there not a thread....

[TXA&M07]

about today. Yall do realize Chuck Norris was established on this day right?

 

[jamesd1628]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

 

[jamesd1628]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

 

[jamesd1628]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

[jamesd1628]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

 

[jamesd1628]

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

 

[KCVolLaw]

Chuck Norris's bday? If so, there should be a good Conan on tonight.

 

[jamesd1628]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

[jamesd1628]

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

 

[TXA&M07]

Chuck Norris's bday? If so, there should be a good Conan on tonight.

This statement implys that Chuck Norris was created by man. You should be afraid now.:matrix:

 

[RockyTop572]

I think I read my first Chuck Norris joke a good 3-4 years ago so it's kinda gotten old now...

However I'm willing to admit every now and then I'll read a really good one and give it due justice with a good laugh.

 

[egotisticalmoron]

i hope you all realize that van damme would absolutely demolish chuck norris.

 

[egotisticalmoron]

i'm just gonna wait for it...

 

[OrangeWilly]

If you lifted up China, there would be a tag that says made by Chuck Norris.

 

[TXA&M07]

i hope you all realize that van damme would absolutely cower like a school girl when confronted by chuck norris.

Fixed it.

Mr. Norris would fold him up like a cheap, WalMart lawn chair.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[egotisticalmoron]

he murders

and doesnt care who it is.

bring it chuckles.

 

[TXA&M07]

ego,

I'd like to call to your attention to one occurance around the mid 90's. It seems that back then, when your demi God, Van Don't, was still relevant, he was vehemently, denied by an MTV vj on live television.



Mr. Norris would never allow that to happen.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[egotisticalmoron]

chuck norris cant breakdance.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Chuck Zito beat the crap out of Van Damn.

 

[rbroyles]

She can take any and all of the above.



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