Who is Nugget?

[Behr]

We know you live in Knoxville, I think. I have alot of questions that I want to know so I can get to the bottom of this. I genuinely want to know.

I'll start with:

What do you do for a living?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Do you like blondes, brunettes, or redheads?

 

[Nugget]

Do you like blondes, brunettes, or redheads?

Definitely redheads.

 

[Behr]

For the record, others might ask fun/dumb questions trying to bring teh lulz. That is totally acceptable because that's the foundation of the Zone. But until further notice, I am being serious.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

For the record, others might ask serious questions to learn about Nugget. I will ask immature and inappropriate questions because I have the maturity of a 12 year old.

 

[Behr]

For the record, others might ask serious questions to learn about Nugget. I will ask immature and inappropriate questions because I have the maturity of a 12 year old.

QFT.

Quoted for Truth.

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

@Nugget

What do you do for a living?

Why did you never marry?

 

[Nugget]

@Nugget

What do you do for a living?
I work in a sales office.
Why did you never marry?

Nobody ever wanted me.

 

[Behr]

Nobody ever wanted me.

I don't believe that, but tell me Why?

 

[Nugget]

I don't believe that, but tell me Why?

Because I am ugly

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Because I am ugly

Have you seen some of us?

 

[Nugget]

Have you seen some of us?

I think so.

 

[Behr]

Because I am ugly

Who told you that?

 

[Nugget]

Who told you that?

Women did when I was growing up.

 

[Behr]

Women did when I was growing up.

Are you a Virgin?

 

[Nugget]

Are you a Virgin?

No

 

[Souce]

No

OH LAWD

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Are you a Virgin?

No

Nobody ever wanted me.

Seems like someone wanted you....

 

[Souce]

Nobody ever wanted me.

What do you sell?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Here's dating advice from someone who has had a juicebox and a jello cup thrown at them by their spouse in the past 20 hours

Women like confidence, a positive attitude, and someone who listens.

 

[Nugget]

What do you sell?

Foreclosures

 

[Behr]

No

She/they must not have thought you were ugly.

That leads me to believe my initial gut feeling that your not being completely honest and there's a reason.

Do you have any siblings?

 

[Nooga]

Here's dating advice from someone who has had a juicebox and a jello cup thrown at them by their spouse in the past 20 hours

Women like confidence, a positive attitude, and someone who listens.

Well none of the explains how @joevol33 tricked one into marrying him…

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Foreclosures

Do you tell the people buying the foreclosures that the house is ugly, that it sucks, and no one likes it or do you try to sell the house?