Who is going to replace Paul Bain?

[volum3]

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I wasnt entirely on board until I saw this pic. If this is Ollie, then Ollie is the man, and Ollie will be legend....

 

[Big Ugly Vol]

These threads make the negavols, grudtards, Fulmer haters, Majors haters, and S&C experts who have never trained an athlete or as an athlete, worth lurking here. I love it. Carry on.

 

[TNnative]

How about nobody? How about all those lame jokes, along with the equally lame Kesling references, just not happen anymore?

As long as they continue to put boring Bob on the airwaves? I don't think so. Why do you think this kinda stuff got started? Ward made players legendary with his calls. Our "services" were not required. With Bob, we gotta take up his slack.

 

[TNnative]

Ollie Lane let the dogs out.

 

[Denton'sGhostGBO]

I once saw Ollie Lane throw a football from Maplehurst to the Wendy's across Henley St bridge. True story..

Did he go to Uncle Rico's QB camp or something?

 

[FLVOL_79]

Did he go to Uncle Rico's QB camp or something?

Uncle Rico could throw a football over a mountain

 

[VolFreakJosh]

Ollie Lane once got pulled over by a cop, the cop only left with a warning.

 

[vol445]

Meh...I am a Laszlo Toser fan.

Even his name is shocking.

Did the parents name him while they were being tased

 

[VolNExile]

Ollie Lane is so virile, when he went to the Chattanooga Aquarium, the fish stopped swimming.

:question:

 

[Jax_Vol]

:question:

Google 'Eddie Murphy Bus Boys'

 

[TNnative]

Google 'Eddie Murphy Bus Boys'

What do you mean, google it? You made the obscure reference, so link that crap. Or I will call gay Mr. T and tell him where you live.

 

[Firebirdparts]

It's okay, man. It wasn't really funny when Eddie Murphy did it either.

 

[Jax_Vol]

What do you mean, google it? You made the obscure reference, so link that crap. Or I will call gay Mr. T and tell him where you live.

Too much potty mouth in that routine for Freak to allow that link. But, you nailed it...unlike Mr. T.

 

[TNnative]

Too much potty mouth in that routine for Freak to allow that link. But, you nailed it...unlike Mr. T.

Yeah, you just never know when the holier than thous are gonna drop in and spoil the fun. Carry on.

 

[Orangedogsrule]

Q: How can you tell when Ollie Lane is under your bed?


A: You are much closer to the ceiling.

And happy to be there.

 

[mrmax86]

Paul Bain puts his armpit hairs in ponytails.

WTF, lol.

 

[VolNExile]

Google 'Eddie Murphy Bus Boys'

Ah, OK. Showing my age again.

 

[volfanecs]

Paul Bain tied his hands behind his back...with one hand tied behind his back.

 

[Coug]

Paul Bain
‏
@ThePaulBain
Pushed the dummy sled through Neyland's Wall. I will have it fixed....it is fixed

 

[McDad]

These are some of the best threads on VN. Glad we've got a replacement folk hero lined up.

 

[pismonque]

Bob Kesling NEVER mispronounces "Paul Bain".


Even still, he doesn't stop sweating until he gets the thumbs-up from a white-knuckled Tim Priest.

 

[McDad]

How's this for my first submission:

Ollie Lane does nothing for a Klondike bar.

 

[Jax_Vol]

How's this for my first submission:

Ollie Lane does nothing for a Klondike bar.

Ching! Ching!

 

[82_VOL_83]

Ching! Ching!

Racist IMO.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Paul Bain will pick his replacement and you will like it.