The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria, I'll do ya in the bottom, while yer drinking San Grea. Nachos, Lemonheads, and my dad's boat, you wont go down cause ******* can float. We sail around the world and go port to port, everytime I come I produce a quart. Put on ya life vests let's drop anchor, there's a nice lady, oh, I'd like to swank her. Chorus x2 : Boat's N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.
Deadliest Catch without the crabs, we're almost out of gas call the arabs! I'm a ***** pirate, my name is jack sparrow take off my pants so you can see my flush arrow! Make sure to wax, use ya mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I come in your hair! Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a tick in your hand