Who are the 32 biggest enemies of the UT football program?

- Kenny Chesney
- Taylor Swift(we know you were 15 darlin)
- The bad guy in Road House (Wesley)
- The short dude that runs China
- The west coast...(they make NASCAR races start at 3)
- granny panties
- Clark Griswold after he didn't get his Christmas bonus
 
The " mustang package " . . . . . . . . . I wonder how many games that cost us over the years ?
 
Sideline headsets at Bryant Denny
Ron Zook, Jack Sells, and fax machines
Random whistles in Memphis
 
Gary Danielson and Verne Lundquist, SEC Referees, Nick Satan, Urban Leyer, and Terrance Cody...but most importantly, ALABAMA
 
Charles Woodson, Rick Nuehasel (sorry for spelling), Swamp, Marlon's granny, Chris Simms, LSU in sec championship games, Announcers from the '85 sugar bowl vs. Miami
 
Little Timmy of Nazareth
Shaun Alexander and David Palmer
Wyoming
LSU back-up quarterbacks
 
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This is hilarious!!! I vote this as the best thread of the season!!! I dont think anyone had a bad or wrong answer, Oh BTW...

Teblow and Urban Cryer!!!
 
The Clausen's
Zickefoose
MonMarquet
Chris Mortenson
Mark May
Steve Spurrier
Urban Meyer
Tim Tebow
Mount Cody
Pac-10 Teams scheduled early


Can I assume that this part of the post is TIC? If not..... FAIL

But I'd like to add gator trolls to the list.
 
Herschel Walker- Ask Bill Bates

fyp. That being said.. Whose career would you rather have had? I'll vote with Bill Bates here. That, and actually that hit gave UT a lot of press for a lot of years. And just ask Tiger.. any pub is good pub. :)
 
i really never will understand some of tennessee fandom.

how in the hell does fulmer make the list as an enemy of tennessee football?

what is the most glorious moment in tennessee football in the last 40 years or so? who was the head coach?

who has more wins than any other coach in tennessee histroy, but the man the stadium is named after?

i just don't get it.

it was his time to go. no one questions that.

but, fulmer won football games. a lot of them

I agree with you. I get tired of defending Phil from stupid comments. Yeah Phil made a lot of mistakes but he gave much more to the program than any of us ever did. Now I will prepare to be labeled as a Fulmerite, even though I was ready for him to be gone.
 
Has anybody said Gene Stallings? I know he's long gone, but that fool beat Tennessee a lot of years in a row before Peyton got here. He also did it in heart-breaking fashion. It seemed like most years we deserved to win, but never did.
 
My biggest enemy is:

Jerry Colquitt's knee injury

By far and away my saddest moment as a Vols fan.
 
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