Which one of you is this?

#12
#12
SayUWantAreVOLution said:
With initials BG, perhaps it's Gruden's wife? Soon.
Click to expand...
... And not soon enough! Did you know Jon Gruden is currently in talks with Heupel to become the 1st co head coach in the history of Tennessee football. The deal is supposed to give Gruden complete control of the headset on third downs while Heupel keeps playcalling on first and second downs. They want to make Neyland the first stadium in America to feature a dual coach entrance with smoke cannons for each. Word is Gruden already has his visor ready and plans to install a Monday Night Football style film room under the south end zone. Heupel supposedly told boosters that with Gruden at his side the Vols will be running spider 2 y banana until the cows come home. Some insiders even claim the locker room is being renovated to include a private Hooters booth for team bonding. The rumor is this will be announced during a surprise halftime ceremony against Florida where Gruden will emerge from the T with Smokey on a leash. Imagine the chaos on Rocky Top when we roll out two coaches arguing over who gets to chew the ref out first. They say Gruden has one condition though he wants an orange golf cart with his name stitched into the seat. If this happens Tennessee will officially be the only program with two head coaches and zero patience for anyone doubting it.
 
  • Like
Reactions: KptVFL, SpecialKVolfan, IndianaVol and 5 others
#16
#16
Hairy Vols said:
... And not soon enough! Did you know Jon Gruden is currently in talks with Heupel to become the 1st co head coach in the history of Tennessee football. The deal is supposed to give Gruden complete control of the headset on third downs while Heupel keeps playcalling on first and second downs. They want to make Neyland the first stadium in America to feature a dual coach entrance with smoke cannons for each. Word is Gruden already has his visor ready and plans to install a Monday Night Football style film room under the south end zone. Heupel supposedly told boosters that with Gruden at his side the Vols will be running spider 2 y banana until the cows come home. Some insiders even claim the locker room is being renovated to include a private Hooters booth for team bonding. The rumor is this will be announced during a surprise halftime ceremony against Florida where Gruden will emerge from the T with Smokey on a leash. Imagine the chaos on Rocky Top when we roll out two coaches arguing over who gets to chew the ref out first. They say Gruden has one condition though he wants an orange golf cart with his name stitched into the seat. If this happens Tennessee will officially be the only program with two head coaches and zero patience for anyone doubting it.
Click to expand...
Can confirm I overheard the same info from the big boosters seated at the table next to mine at The Olive Garden last night.
 
  • Like
Reactions: KptVFL, SpecialKVolfan, Hairy Vols and 4 others
New posts
You must log in or register to reply here.
Advertisement



Back
Top