Which Athlete?

I can't believe I'm saying this . . . Andruw Jones because of the defense.

McEnroe or Sampras?
 
NHL

If Michelle Wie and Annika Sorenstam were 150 yards away from eachother, each with a 3 wood and a bucket of golf balls swinging at eachother, who would get their teeth knocked out first?
 
Howard Stern



Now that the organization is for the first time attempting to generate standardized historical rankings and records, who should the International Federation of Lifesucking Hags and Amalgamated Nutbusters rank higher overall:

Leona Helmsley or Imelda Marcos?
 
Got to be Leona. Imelda just liked shoes too much and was married to a Dictator.

Charles Barkley or Karl Malone?
 
Actually Imelda was just as great a "It's exciting when the little people suffer" savant as Leona Helmsley, but one was in charge of a business and acted locally, and the other was the witch screwing a dictator but had nation-wide access.

That said....

Since you asked about Miller or Marjle after saying, "Charles Barkley", I've got to go with:


Marjle


Unlike Charles and Dan, when you think Miller, you don't think, "Well, his Mama thinks he's pretty."
 

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