Where do SEC players come from

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Since spontaneous generation has been disproved, the answer must be SEC player parents (univocal generation). Amirite?
 
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BigSteve09 said:
The SEC stork drops them off.
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Then Butch Jones dips them by their ears in a mythical magical pond and whispers, "Brick by brick, brick by brick". They come out to be studs in all positions of football and they only want to play for the CEO of recruiting!
 
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Well, in the olden times, the Great Pumpkin would arrive on Haloween night and drop off a bunch of young talented athletes in the pumpkin patch. Then, the coaching staff would feed them tacos until they were big enough to out-talent other SEC schools, overcoming bad coaching to win games.
 
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I didn't read the article, but I'd guess the majority of SEC players come from the South. SEC players come from every corner of the USA though.
 
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There is no surprise here. There is no racism involved in looking at any SEC roster and objectively observing that the overwhelming majority of players are black. Based upon U.S. census data for 2013, the percentage black population in Georgia is 31.4%, in the USA 13.2%, and in Tennessee 17.0%. If one wants to recruit black players, one goes where they live.
 
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kentucky sucks said:
When two people fall in love and get married, they share a special kiss...
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Haha, the source of many a parental heart attack in the 1960s and 1970s!

Monday: "Dad, where do babies come from?" "Well, Timmy, when two people fall in love and get married, they share a special embrace." "..."

Tuesday: "Dad, what's an embrace?" "An embrace? Well, you know, Tim, like kissing. That's a kind of embrace." "Oh..."

Friday: "Dad, Susie's gonna have a baby!" *thud*
 
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