Where are all the St. fans?

#51
#51
VolfanMike said:
You should come to the game at Knoxville next year, get to see what a real university and football stadium look like....Does MSU charter buses for away games or just borrow cattle trailers, always wondered that. Please Advise...
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I've been. The frito pies were top notch. The altitude was pretty cool since it thinned my blood out to the point that my hangover turned back into inebriation. My buddy had milk and crackers in jail, and apparently the Krystal has a late night walk-thru.

Borrow cattle trailers? We have a cow with a hole in it's side and a glass window so you can see it's freaking stomach. It's like the Field of Dreams of the fistulation circuit. People come from miles around to see Bessie digest her meals and make turds. Then we sneak back at night and pick the shrooms off them. We always planned on putting them on pizzas for some sorostitutes, but come on, who's gonna waste good shrooms on somebody else (without proper compensation or promises of moral flexibility). What does this have to do with trailers? I have no idea. We take a plane and some old fart drives the equipment on a bus.
 
#52
#52
sesh said:
I've been. The frito pies were top notch. The altitude was pretty cool since it thinned my blood out to the point that my hangover turned back into inebriation. My buddy had milk and crackers in jail, and apparently the Krystal has a late night walk-thru.

Borrow cattle trailers? We have a cow with a hole in it's side and a glass window so you can see it's freaking stomach. It's like the Field of Dreams of the fistulation circuit. People come from miles around to see Bessie digest her meals and make turds. Then we sneak back at night and pick the shrooms off them. We always planned on putting them on pizzas for some sorostitutes, but come on, who's gonna waste good shrooms on somebody else (without proper compensation or promises of moral flexibility). What does this have to do with trailers? I have no idea. We take a plane and some old fart drives the equipment on a bus.
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hahahaha you crack me up man, keep em coming....
 
#53
#53
If you take UF out of the equation we haven't lost to an SEC East team in 6 games
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and 60% of time, you win all the time. Nice cherry picking. What about the year before when you pulled an MSU and beat one team from the East?
 
#54
#54
sesh said:
and 60% of time, you win all the time. Nice cherry picking. What about the year before when you pulled an MSU and beat one team from the East?
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What about that same year when our 3 SEC wins were still 2 more than your team had?

I brought up the UF stat because your post said Phil is out of his league in the East. I could only assume you meant the ENTIRE East...not just against UF

The fact is the only team to own him in the East is UF...that hardly denotes being completely out of your league
 
#55
#55
What about that same year when our 3 SEC wins were still 2 more than your team had?
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Hardly anything to brag about. Take McCorvey back from us. Then, any conference win is something to brag about with that idiot calling plays.

Stevies coming. You know it. I know it. Phil knows it. To quote wardens across the country, "be afraid of the big cock."
 
#56
#56
sesh said:
and 60% of time, you win all the time. Nice cherry picking. What about the year before when you pulled an MSU and beat one team from the East?
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The year was 2005 and our record was 5-6. This record to us was a major step backwards, and is about 4 to 5 less wins then our average. However, if MSU had this record, it would be a glorious year in Starkville. Our win total in '06 is equal to Croom's first three years' total.

How many SEC championships have you guys won?:dunno:
 
#58
#58
Ainge4O'Brien said:
The year was 2005 and our record was 5-6. This record to us was a major step backwards, and is about 4 to 5 less wins then our average. However, if MSU had this record, it would be a glorious year in Starkville. Our win total in '06 is equal to Croom's first three years' total.

How many SEC championships have you guys won?:dunno:
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I would answer that if we had a GOOSE EGG smilie face lol

could we get one of those please?!
 
#61
#61
Twas a busy day at work and my mind was overrun with numbers. The creativity was stiffled. An MSU fan brings a knife to a tank war anyways. To quote Maximus though, "were you not entertained?" It's much more fun than arguing over who has more rednecks, teeth, and cars. Although, along those lines, you guys are the ones that almost border West Virginia. Try not to catch anything that'll make you think your sister has a nice rack.

Cheer hard, booze harder, and ask the officer what happened in the morning.
 
#63
#63
Cincy Vol o5 said:
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An UT fan giving another school grief over their arrest record. This must be a joke. Please dear God tell me this is sarcasm.
 
#64
#64
I just want to know where Croom's smack talk was that you guys keep talking about? All he basically said was that our passing game sucks so we're going to run the freakin ball... that you might as well stack the box as we predictably pound it up the middle. Are you guys that big of losers that a coach cutting all the BS out is smack? Wow...that's gotta be embarrassing for the real fans out there.
 
#65
#65
themaroonandwhite said:
I just want to know where Croom's smack talk was that you guys keep talking about? All he basically said was that our passing game sucks so we're going to run the freakin ball... that you might as well stack the box as we predictably pound it up the middle. Are you guys that big of losers that a coach cutting all the BS out is smack? Wow...that's gotta be embarrassing for the real fans out there.
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Yeah.......wait let me type in bold.

:yes:
 
#66
#66
sesh said:
I've been. The frito pies were top notch. The altitude was pretty cool since it thinned my blood out to the point that my hangover turned back into inebriation. My buddy had milk and crackers in jail, and apparently the Krystal has a late night walk-thru.

Borrow cattle trailers? We have a cow with a hole in it's side and a glass window so you can see it's freaking stomach. It's like the Field of Dreams of the fistulation circuit. People come from miles around to see Bessie digest her meals and make turds. Then we sneak back at night and pick the shrooms off them. .
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That's funny about your buddy. Speaking of cows (or maybe I should say bulls) didn't an old coach of yours have a motivational presentation regarding a member of the bovine population?
 
#67
#67
themaroonandwhite said:
I just want to know where Croom's smack talk was that you guys keep talking about? All he basically said was that our passing game sucks so we're going to run the freakin ball... that you might as well stack the box as we predictably pound it up the middle. Are you guys that big of losers that a coach cutting all the BS out is smack? Wow...that's gotta be embarrassing for the real fans out there.
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I seriously had no idea that Ms. State had fans....what its like, please tell and also how is it in the bottom of the dungeon??? Please advise
 
#70
#70
sesh said:
Twas a busy day at work and my mind was overrun with numbers. The creativity was stiffled. An MSU fan brings a knife to a tank war anyways. To quote Maximus though, "were you not entertained?" It's much more fun than arguing over who has more rednecks, teeth, and cars. Although, along those lines, you guys are the ones that almost border West Virginia. Try not to catch anything that'll make you think your sister has a nice rack.

Cheer hard, booze harder, and ask the officer what happened in the morning.
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I always wondered who Mississippi looks down on. W.Va. huh?

But seriously, your posts are funny. Come back anytime.

In the spirit of peace and brotherhood, I was at the UT-MSU game on The Hill in, I believe it was '88, when you guys won. So it can be done. :salute:
 
#71
#71
In all honesty I lived in Pascagoula, Gautier and Ocean Springs MS at one time.....didnt want to admit it though....coastal towns neighboring Biloxi...
 
#72
#72
Fayettevol said:
I always wondered who Mississippi looks down on. W.Va. huh?

But seriously, your posts are funny. Come back anytime.

In the spirit of peace and brotherhood, I was at the UT-MSU game on The Hill in, I believe it was '88, when you guys won. So it can be done. :salute:
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Tennessee almost borders West Virginia?

:good!:

That ladies and gentlemen is the Mississippi education system in action!
 
#73
#73
I suspect that since he put in the qualifier "almost" that he knows we don't. It's not too far away, relatively speaking.

But hey OE, you know I always look for the best in people. :rock:
 
#75
#75
sesh said:
I've been. The frito pies were top notch. The altitude was pretty cool since it thinned my blood out to the point that my hangover turned back into inebriation. My buddy had milk and crackers in jail, and apparently the Krystal has a late night walk-thru.

Borrow cattle trailers? We have a cow with a hole in it's side and a glass window so you can see it's freaking stomach. It's like the Field of Dreams of the fistulation circuit. People come from miles around to see Bessie digest her meals and make turds. Then we sneak back at night and pick the shrooms off them. We always planned on putting them on pizzas for some sorostitutes, but come on, who's gonna waste good shrooms on somebody else (without proper compensation or promises of moral flexibility). What does this have to do with trailers? I have no idea. We take a plane and some old fart drives the equipment on a bus.
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:eek:lol:.....That is funny as hell....one of the best posts ever....:good!:
 
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