WHEN we beat Florida I am going to...

[Veilox]

I just ordered 50 rubber duckies off of Amazon. I am going to paint them UT orange. I will then tie a string from each one to a Tonka truck painted in Florida colors. I will strategically place the display on my Florida fan neighbor's sidewalk with a sign that reads, "Ducks pull trucks. #WGWTFA" I will douse the Tonka truck in lighter fluid. I will ring the neighbor's doorbell. I will ignite my lighter and drop it on the truck when he opens the door. I will stare into his eyes and furiously pleasure myself.

 

[wtmvol]

Come to think of it, I have a couch that I was going to take to the dump. Hmm...I've never actually set one on fire before...

 

[volwindy]

Oh this thread is great!

 

[mrbluesky]

Breathe a sigh of relief and enjoy the rest of my weekend...

 

[stevenrich2003]

My liver is already crying..... just saying

 

[evanuel]

Sing rocky top like it has never been sang before

 

[logiman]

... be one of the few people in the nursing home that remembers the last time we beat them.

 

[deezvols]

Cook some popcorn and read VN all weekend. (It'll be entertaining either way) opcorn:

 

[Carl Pickens]

Fill in the blank guys.

Mine: Punch Tabor in the nuts, tear down the goalposts and get rip roaring drunk.

$*** my pants

 

[austin_vol]

Probably be on the field......

 

[lukeneyland]

Be able to live with myself...

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

Our Smokey here will be used as daily set of wheels not just weekends for the remainder of football season here in Florida :dance2:

 

[SigSaurP228]

Watch the game. I am not watching this one live I cant handle anymore. If we lose I am not going to know how

 

[volfaninky]

...Smile really big when I wake up Sunday morning!!

 

[sona]

Believe in the process.

 

[LostVol55]

drink.... a lot.... applies to either outcome i guess

 

[Behr]

I will be "Florida man...."

 

[VOLINHTOWN]

Drink PBR till I p*ss out my liver

DEAR GOD.... if we WIN??

Don't want to know the sort of wretched liquid that will cross your lips if we lose. Lol

 

[hmhawk]

Drink PBR till I p*ss out my liver

I'm right their with ya. Got 5 cases on standby LOL. :dance2:

 

[vollygirl]

WHEN we beat Florida ......

I am going to do everything in my power to not cry. I'm already emotionally worn out and the game hasn't even started yet. If it does happen, I hope I'm not the only one.

 

[NorCalVol67]

WHEN we beat Florida ......

I am going to do everything in my power to not cry. I'm already emotionally worn out and the game hasn't even started yet. If it does happen, I hope I'm not the only one.

I don't think you will be the only one, I will probably cry more than a newborn baby.

 

[Denton'sGhostGBO]

11 times..

 

[mitzustu]

Flap like a duck to every Florida fan I know.

 

[solivols]

Can't afford $150 nosebleed seats to the UT game but I could afford $25 nosebleed seats to the Auburn/LSU game to cross Jordan Hare off my bucket list of SEC stadiums to visit. Have the UT game set to record I think I'll personally enjoy watching it more knowing the result rather than the years I'll lose off my life from stress watching it live. I was at the last 2 vs Florida at Neyland and it was rough as we all know. I hope it's 49-3 UT and I kick myself for not watching it live.

 

[Sin City Vol]

I really have no idea how I will react. It's been so long and last year was such a mental drain. What sux is I have no UT fans to celebrate with and my family doesn't understand how important this game is.

I may just sit in my living room alone and soak it all in with a bottle of Jack, then make sure I record every sports show to relive the moment